RE: last one to view you round two :-)

Hmmmm I'm really not sure .... wink

DIY

blushing no that's the self service thread ...

people just have no faith in me moping

DIY

sure I'm half convinced it was built with wattle and daub - duct tape is both strengthening and insulating and a damn sight easier than re plastering ... roll eyes

DIY

I am rubbish at DIY but thanks to a new concise online course - I am now a veritable expert at being handy around the home ...

There are 3 essential tools:
duct tape
WD40 and
a hammer

If something is moving and it shouldn't be, duct tape it. If it isn't moving and it should be, use WD40. If it still doesn't move, hit it with a hammer. If it breaks, tape it back together with the duct tape.

I'm off to buy a jigsaw next weekend dancing

RE: A Joke ...............

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

RE: A Joke ...............

About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.

RE: A Joke ...............

laugh

what's the best food combo?

grilled strawberries with cardamon and black pepper syrup

but the strawberries have to be juicy and in season ... and the sun shining ...

RE: Music you love.

For me John Denver's Country Roads always reminds me of my dad, we heard that album so much as kids and my fave feel good song of all time is "One Way" by The Levellers. Takes me back to some really great times.

RE: Food for thought

I lurve piccalili with the crunchy bits and brown pickles
and being pickled ...

mmm pickles ... what hot pot was invented for ...

RE: Why do you say what you say for who you're looking for?

Had to go and look at my profile to see what I had down - I've specified the things that would really matter to me and left the rest at "any" . I don't have a picture in my head of how the ideal man should look or act, just a vague belief that I'll know when he comes along

RE: Be honest, Go on, go on, go on !!!!!!!

sort of
wave

what's the best food combo?

I used to drink white wine and lager - we called it insanity laugh

what's the best food combo?

I used to drink coke and oj - a muddy puddle

A kiss ..

mwah x

A kiss ..

is so much more than sharing spit ! that might be the good bit for some but I leave the gentle caress of lip touching lip, the gentle push and nip of desire ....
and bid you all goodnight. wink

what's the best food combo?

Don't eat it all ...

RE: last one to view you round two :-)

hmm the abs ... or the life long devotion ? rolling on the floor laughing

RE: last one to view you round two :-)

A guy with a cute puppy - how could I not want to kiss one of them? laugh

what's the best food combo?

well thank you - I thought it was just me ... besides good whisky just needs more whisky or local bog water in the morning to reactivate it ...
why else do you need lemonade? wink

what's the best food combo?

we were reared on it - the pop man came on Tuesday and it was a special week when we got a bottle of Cherryade - there was only me liked it - 28p a bottle and 5p return ....

what's the best food combo?

I used to have a thing for jaffa oranges, real butter and brown sugar on wholemeal bread.

Strangely, when I was pregnant had no cravings at all ...

what's the best food combo?

I'd get a second opinion ... salty popcorn or the sticky toffee type?

what's the best food combo?

It used to be cheese and onion crisps and mars bars together - after a few pints of lager .... did not taste great in the morning ....
now it's pears, blue cheese and digestives ... or peanut butter and chilli sauce ...
what do you like?
not stuff to eat every day but when you do you think "yum" ...

RE: TAKE ME OUT....

Not for a minute would I ever even consider it but perhaps the guys are going for a fortune favours the brave approach or that it will give them something to talk about on future dates. dunno

RE: last one to view you round two :-)

there's a lot of young ones out today roll eyes

RE: ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH THE X

hug but one day you'll be glad you found out.
I can't do fairweather friends & I have been stung a couple of times by people I thought I could trust.
I find it takes me a good while to trust people but then they tend to be friends for life and those that do you wrong are not really worth thinking about anyway.

RE: Roy Keane, where now?

If he doesn't I've got some odd jobs need doing.

RE: ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH THE X

Not in the short term but there may come a time when you'd thank him for it.

RE: ~~~~ last one to view you ~~~~

buy them an Alan Carr book - how many more that I like the look of will turn out to be smokers? moping

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