Been here for generations, cold is in my blood, but there's a limit as I mature. Someone please save me.
I'm good company. I'll fix anything from plumbing to cleaning windows. I can cook up a storm. I look great in a white banded collar shirt and a blazer. You've never had a hot oil massage a' la Paws. I am French Canadian, and although 4 generations removed from France, my kisses are still a 10 out of 10. I guarantee a pleasurable experience or your spare bedroom back.
I quit.
I should be out of them by midnight tonight.