mcradloff Most Commented Poems

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The Really Really Short Version of the Bible I tried to write this as a cliff notes version for someone who had never heard of the bible. I left out one of my favorite stories. The one where th...	1,153	38	0	Apr 2013	Oct 2018	Apr 21
Wilderness Survival Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!...	1,622	20	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 14
How to get a man Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents....	666	20	0	Sep 2012	Sep 2012	Apr 22
A Visit To Heaven Just got the book Dante's Inferno. I was trying to create my own verison of heaven. I also mixed in a dream I had as a child when I got adopted....	618	19	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	Apr 16
Heaven Here there is no fear Here there is no hate Here there is only love Here there is hope Here there is joy Here there is gold everywhere Here ever...	770	18	0	Apr 2011	Sep 2011	14 hrs ago
Going to the Bathroom A parody of Going to the Chapel. I had this coworker back at a job I had up till 2006 and he would do this constantly. He did get written up once, b...	763	18	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 13
Prince and Michael Jackson I have both albums on record. I would say I listened to Thiller more than Purple Rain. I have a hard time picking which songs I liked better. I did...	803	17	0	Apr 2013	Sep 2020	Apr 21
We Didn't Start the 80's This is a parody of We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel. I made this list from a Billboard Top 40 book I have, and my own enjoyment of some awesom...	718	17	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 19

Lottery Ruined My Life This is based on real people who have won the lottery and 90 percent of all football athletes who end up blowing their millions on frivolous things li...	2,153	17	0	Mar 2012	Sep 2019	Apr 12
If I Were President Just having more fun with the election and what fun it would be to be in charge and actually have some power to do good, or at least do what I feel is...	852	17	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	14 hrs ago
Godzilla Going to see Godzilla yet again. I won the movie with Pepsi points and haven't watched for years till yesterday. I'll have to see if this movie is b...	673	17	0	May 2014	May 2014	Mar 27
#1 Songs 1969-1989 My birthday is coming up so I was looking back from my birth in 1969 to the end of my favorite decade of music, the 80's. The only song I'm not a fan...	594	16	0	Jul 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 16
Haunting Thoughts Just thinking back on some of the nightmares I've had and the nightmares of the reality I live in....	604	16	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 7
Valentine's Day It is a very touching story about the origins of the word Valentine. Hope you have someone special to share Valentine's Day with....	838	16	0	Feb 2015	Feb 2015	Apr 9
Yawn I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?...	1,033	16	0	Jul 2012	Aug 2012	Apr 19
I wish I could go all day on I wish....	815	16	0	Feb 2011	Feb 2012	Apr 7
A Job Regretting my job decisions I have made in my life. I think really the thing that haunts me most is my acute shyness around people. It has plaqued m...	745	15	0	Apr 2013	May 2013	Apr 17
A Great Day Just thinking of what a great day would be. This is one version I would love to have....	680	14	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	Mar 24
I'm Thankful For Just some random things(in alphabetical order) I am thankful for. Some letters were tougher than others....	657	14	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	Apr 19
Christmas Tree Ornaments Put up my tree today. I put my Christmas tree up the Saturday before Thanksgiving. I try to add one ornament each year to change up the look. I pre...	727	14	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	Apr 17
Christmas Presents I have had some good Christmas presents from my past. I once got a shark game I already got, but I kept quiet because I was touched they even got me...	559	14	0	Dec 2013	Dec 2013	Apr 16

If Dogs Could Talk Dogs don't talk, but if they did, these are some of things I think they would tell us. A dogs ability to love us unconditionally is unmatched. If on...	1,087	14	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 6
Adam and Eve Retold I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by...	646	14	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 20
Leprechaun Editorial I based this on the Leprechaun movies. Leprechaun 3 is my favorite. He goes to Las Vegas. He has some funny quotes. "This town is full of riches,...	710	14	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
Pet Raptor Inspired by Jurrasic Park, KFC, and my friend's dog who did bite me when I was 10....	726	14	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 19
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight....	756	14	0	May 2012	May 2012	11 hrs ago
Mama's Advice Enjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve...	770	14	0	Apr 2014	May 2014	Apr 22
New Year's Resolutions Just a few of many things I would like to accomplish in the coming year, many more to be added....	612	14	0	Dec 2013	Jan 2014	10 hrs ago
Irish People Starting to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with all the Irish entertainers I have enjoyed over the years....	884	14	0	Mar 2014	Nov 2019	Apr 22
If I Only Had An A## I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He h...	769	13	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	Apr 21
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip? Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,00...	880	13	0	Dec 2012	Dec 2012	Apr 22

Rich Man Blues Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere....	660	13	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 21
Santa Scale is Coming to Town The New Year is approaching, and with it all the diets will start again. I saw diet ads during the Christmas season. How low can you get? Making pe...	700	13	0	Dec 2012	Jan 2013	Apr 16
Dad Died Yesterday This is about my dad who I miss a lot....	587	13	0	Dec 2019	Jan 2020	Apr 17
Depressed Factory Worker Believe it or not, this is actually true. These things did actually happen at a job I had back in 2007-2008. I did get some nice golf balls and an u...	857	12	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 18
Free Range Chickens They had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie...	733	12	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 22
Bundango Watched Django a few days ago and was inspired to write something of old west bad guys. If you haven't seen this movie, I highly reccommend it. But...	660	12	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 16
Where did they go? Feeling lonely for some of my lost friends over the years. It seems the good ones go away and the bad people stay. I wish it were not that way....	627	12	0	Aug 2013	Sep 2013	Apr 12
My First Nine Months Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age...	763	12	0	Apr 2012	Apr 2012	Apr 22
Easter Eggs Colored my Easter eggs yesterday. Enjoy making them every year. I get a Betty Jane hollow bunny every year with Peeps, Cadbury eggs, and jelly beans...	652	12	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 16

mcradloff Most Commented Poems (529)