freepoet4awl Poems

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COULD FLIPPER HAVE BEEN JACK THE RIPPER? I JUST WANT HER TO SAVE SPARE CHANGE IN A COFFEE CAN SO WHEN I NEED BAIL IT WILL BE THERE, THAT'S AL...	377	2	Jul 2011
does anyone know a good recipe for aardvark? because i caught this here aardvark and it must be good fer sumptin'...	663	1	Aug 2011
SHE'S STILL HONKING I CAN'T I'VE KEPT THAT LADY WAITING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW ONE JOINT TURNS INTO TWO, AND THREE...	513	1	Aug 2011
have you ever seen two slugs coppulate? because no one else but me knows what losing a lover is like, and only me...	815	3	Aug 2011
THE THIRD world weeps FIRST BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE NEED A HUG...	457	0	Aug 2011
if u cross a canteloupe and a collie dog u get a i can't tell you right now....a rich lady with blinders on is outside honking me to come down...i'll...	452	0	Aug 2011
the pres, the pope and a dope SAVIOR YEAH MY SAVIOR COMES IN GLASSINE ENVELOPES FOR TEN BUX A POP ON MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD.....	494	0	Aug 2011
hey doc, your daughter makes MINE LIKE a rock this poem was written by a 63 year old man who have buried seven pshychiatrists who provided me with...	420	0	Aug 2011
if u don't read this amy weinhouse might o.d. like if amy had gotten hit by a train, would you say "rest in pieces?"...	485	2	Jul 2011
THIS MUSIC IS SO LOUD, DID YOU SAY SHE'S RICH? THE MUSIC MADE ME DO IT i'm not kidding, the ghost of Lawrece Welk compelled me to write this so i...	535	0	Jul 2011
DID will, BILL, and GILL get THERE pill? because a ferocious looking black dog i heard in my head kept demanding "go write poem, go write hom...	468	0	Jul 2011
i MEAN I''VE heARD Of RUnaWay bRIDEs this is dedicated to my decease little pet squirrel who when to squirrel heaven last week. i held a...	463	1	Jul 2011
i write 15 poems in a day and u bury THEM!!!! FRET NOT I ONLY SAID THAT ABOUT BURYING ME BBCAUSE I NEED AN EXCUSE FOR HAVE 3 PEOPLE A NIGHT RE...	1,049	4	Jul 2011
IF NOT do you reckon HE EATS GREEK OLIVES? I DON'T...	581	0	Jul 2011
I TAUGHT JAMES DEAN HOW TO BE COOL YEAH, I MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE AND JAMES DEAN WRITES ME TO REQUEST THAT I TEACH HIM HOW T...	474	0	Jul 2011
MEETNG THE DUDE WOULD BE A GAS, MAN! come to think of it, when i left my wife after 26 arduous years i would have gone to prison but inst...	482	0	Jul 2011
i use 120,045 profane VERBAGE, now will u read me? ALL RIGHT...I LIED ABOUT THE PROFANITY, I'LL WORRY ABOUT MY MORALITY AND YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR VANITY...	395	0	Jul 2011
METHINKS OLIVIA newton JOHN wants 2 kill the pope PATHETIC PEOPLE ARE PERPETUALLY PISSING AND/OR PUKING ON THIS PUNY PLANET AND DOWN THERE, WHEN THEY...	352	2	Jul 2011
hey handsome, BEND OVR and get me that soap YOU KNOW, MILDRED DOVER' BROTHER SILLY, BEN DOVER AND I HAPPEN TO BE BRAD PITT'S BROTHER STU PITT...	420	0	Jul 2011
MODIFYING an ADJECTIVE, OR OBJECTIVE THIS POEM IS ABOUT THE WORD ABOUT, I MEAN IF YOU SAY IT FAST 3,287 TIMES IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT...	384	1	Jul 2011
past last at the from because much as the Bible was dictated so men would scribe his words, instead i heard the voic of th...	529	1	Jul 2011

i know this KIND, not the KIND KIND I WAS MOVED TO WRITE THIS POEM IN HONOR OF HONORABLE MEN, AS FOR ME I AM ONLY VENERABLE (WHATEVER TH...	475	0	Jul 2011
tall PHAWL DOWN I WAS THINKING ABOUT A TOY, A LOT OF YOU MUST REMEMBER THE ERECTOR SET, AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU B...	387	0	Jul 2011
someTHing abOUt rOyAlty or SOmeTHing because i was sitting under a weepig willow with my willowy woman next to me and we heard doves who...	192	0	Jul 2011
CHICKEN LITTLE MIGHT BE RIGHT after all! i wrote this because it is my belief that we are all doomed to hell, and heaven is going to go out o...	301	0	Jul 2011
i ain't a'lyin i'll KILL diS here lion this poem was written because someone dressed sort of like The Green Lantern held a gun to my head a...	181	0	Jul 2011
HIDE and go WEAK (SUM UV U PARENTS NEED TO READ TH people say "not my precious little laura" until it's their pecious little laura...	228	0	Jul 2011
teef tsrst daed this is free's whatever he deems me de jour and i would just like you all to pray that tomorrow fr...	380	1	Jul 2011
shud n e 1 read this their PARAKEET will DIE I DON'T REALY SEE ANY PARAKEETS DIE JUST CUZ PEOPLE WUD READ MY STUPH ~free!~...	222	0	Jul 2011
THE PRODIGAL S U N it's just that when the wind blows with a mindset to whip us ritually and reprehensibly it's hard to...	219	0	Jul 2011
THE PRODIGAL S U N it's just that when the wind blows with a mindset to whip us ritually and reprehensibly it's hard to...	302	0	Jul 2011
N E 1 WHO reads this will SAVE A DOVE'S LIFE because she took a lot of stuph from me!...	276	2	Jul 2011
google" water charity" & C what $20 can do! because i want all six of you who read this to tell six other people, ad infinitum and pretty soon "...	213	0	Jul 2011
my twin brother's name is PEE-tah because i had severe pain in my left arm and i'm all sweaty and out of breath, and my heart feels ea...	201	0	Jul 2011
C. J. IS moRe tHAn OKaY MY BABY'S MAMA....PEOPLE NEVER SAID THAT YEARS AGO with all due respect to those single mothers who...	194	0	Jul 2011
THE DENIAL OF DENIM it's about cease and glove...	420	0	Jul 2011
ExTRAorDInarY EXtrAMent this poem is all about MR. TRAVIS IAN, COWBOYS AND INDIANS...	444	0	Jul 2011
PILLS IN pink, PUrpLE AND paNIc danny and i did sort of this...we robbed 1500 Valium and buried it where you had to jump off a movin...	247	0	Jul 2011
DOPE DOES DASTARDLY DEEDS IN DECEMBER I GUARANTEE NO ONE, OUT OF THIRTY BILLION GAZILLION people,HAS EVER MET ANYONE AS BENEVOLENT AND STR...	284	0	Jul 2011
dope DIDN'T kill ME but BEING a DOPE almost DID THIS IS THE REASON I CANNOT RETURN TO MY BELOVED NEW YORK CITY...	281	2	Jul 2011

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