Just putting myself outside the attic for a change...

I want to know what other people think of my profile, because my weak self-esteem relies on the opinion others have of me. Sad but true. I'm looking for the kind of advice that is honest as in 'though love' kinda thing. No brown nosing Do I sound too passive? What do you think of my lack of pictures? Does it give the wrong image about me? :P Which of my cheeks is the best for my primary photo? Right or left? Should I include both? or is that considered porn?