About me and who I'm looking for

About me: For Rent – No Time Wasters
Cute guy looking for a serious relationship only. I’m not interested in casual acquaintances or more friends. I want to meet a woman whose interested in a real, long-term relationship and all the thrills that go with that – holidays, romance, and fun of course.

I’m rent-free so if you’re interested in a long-term thing, let’s go for dinner and see if there’s some magic between us.
SDIE NTOE:
I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rcreaseh at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!]

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

3. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

4. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

5. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it woman!!!

7. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

8. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

9. Crying is blackmail.

10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

I'm looking for: id love to find a girl to spend time with, enjoying all that life has to offer. life is much more fun when its shared