About me and who I'm looking for

About me: Hi, I'm a local truck driver, and I'm home every night. I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this in all the other profiles. So, why not start with: I am impulsive, and restless, at times, I cuss too often, I smoke, drink way too much coffee and stay up late. I have an eclectic sense of humor, I love music, motorcycles, guns, strong coffee, outdoor activities, traveling, surprises, books, last minute plans, open minds, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing and simplicity.

I'm looking for: You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. I'm looking for a woman that is about my age, shapely (slim to athletic would be ideal) and the rest is negotiable.