About me and who I'm looking for

About me: I live by the Big Beat Manifesto, at least metaphorically. If you know what that means, we get to be friends. Looking for new pals or dating partner. I love the outdoors and technology.I am big time traveler - I have visited more than 50 countries and more than 500 places. I love nature, whether it be laying outside in the woods during a massive storm, or sitting outside staring at the stars all night, I feel at home there. Outside travelling is where I belong.

Note: It is highly likely that I am not physically present wherever my location is set to and that it will change often.

Also note: The chances of us meeting in the physical world are slim.

Objective : To create a well written profile that clearly conveys that I am a confident, intelligent, creative, independent, attractive, charming, compassionate, passionate, funny, loyal, open minded, and an overall interesting human being who stands up for what he believes in.
Singularity: This is my temporary escape. There is only freedom I hope to gain, there is only friendship I want to find.

Inflation: A step by step guide.

Step 0.) Spend 30 years living...for a given value of it, to reach a point where you're unable to afford bathroom mirrors and/or have six pack abs. Join okcupid.

Step 1.) Begin with a plagiarized science metaphor as a memory hook : Like light, both wave and particle.

Step 2.) Follow it up with a conveniently manipulated personality analysis for those who're into it : ENFP - The Champion. True story.

Step 3.) Cue in a poorly alliterated self depreciating parody of a universally recognized and liked amalgamation of words to fool the reader into believing you have a sense of humour and you like movies...correction, films! that don't make you look pretentious at all:

I'm just a prosthetic pawn...or maybe a pathetic prawn. Permeating permanently in a pretentious persistence to procreate proactively.

I'm looking for: You should message me if
- Just being yourself
- if your interested to explore more
-want a new friend & dating partner
-want something out of life