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tiburon58
tiburon58
Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico

Puerto Vallarta rules

I am actually not looking for any advice or rating on my profile because if you don´t like it you´re not meant for me anyway or you´re just a compulsive complainer criticizing probably everybody´s profile including your own hahaha , no really I´m secure enough in myself to know my profile´s awesome, to tell you the truth I´m so bored waiting for incoming mail I had to do something to kill time, NOT, hahaha, so why am I posting this? Sure beats the hell out of me, I actually forgot, aaahhhh now it´s coming back to me, YOU!!! The sole purpose of my existence, my other half, my other self, I knew you´re out there somewhere, if your other compulsive behavior problem is writing a complete stranger and taking risks than I´m your MAN babycakes, yes I am and do I ever cook, for you.... maybe even in my boxers (or do you prefer naked?) domesticated but not broken or damaged, not permanently anyway (especially the vital parts haha) yes honeybuns, I´m still fully functional even after years of mental abuse by my Mother ( God bless her) who did warn me about all you selfish perverted self-serving women that only want to have your way with an honest hardworking guy hahaha and use him as a sex toy for your demented sick s*xual desires hahahaha, if you can´t take a joke, well f...off and please if you don´t have a sense of humor, don´t waste your time or mine devil
Feb 4, 2010 12:59 AM CST
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just me under the treejust me under the tree
  • just me under the tree
  • patiently waiting
  • keeping an eye on you YES YOU
  • did I have wild dream last night hahaha what you mean it was only a dream ooopps
  • me at he beach having impure thoughts the swine that I am
About me and who I'm looking for
About me: I like Movies, Music and Software
positive, out-going, house-broken (yes, I cook, do dishes and even clean) a bit shy at times, energetic, great sense of humor, sensual, sensuous,erotic and yes, romantic. I love Puerto Vallarta , the beach, Classic Rock and Classical Music, Andale´s, Roxy´s, no hip hop sistas or jive asses. please, don´t waste your time nor mine. I´m very passionate and looking for a passionate relationship. ..



I'm looking for: I´ll know it when I meet her but I DO know what I don´t need in my life, definitely no barbies or shallow/superficial mall-hounds, someone with an IQ higher than the COMBINED current interest/inflation rates (yeah I know I´m asking a lot here) but yet humble, simple and feminine. NOOO paranoid emotional baggage bearing mental cases PLEAAAASSE. You should like dancing, the outdoors, enjoy being sensual and erotic, adventurous and definitely funny. It wouldn´t hurt if you were outrageously sexy, a great cook and have a as much libido as you have brains, now you know why I want you to be really smart hahaha, are you with me Santa Claus? what do you mean it´s not X-MAS yet? I have been on my best behavior for nothing? hahaha Spanish is not a problem as I am fully bilingual, I also speak fluent German, I guess that actually makes my tri-lingual?

I prefer a woman around my age to avoid the generation gap issue but would perhaps consider someone younger. Age is not physical but rather mental and I´m interested in someone ageless but not imbecile, fun(ny) but not obnoxious, lively, not a walking zombie and definitely someone who doesn´t have any issues enjoying their sexuality and doesn´t suffer from chronic headaches.

tiburon58

La muerte esta tan segura de su victoria...que nos da toda una vida de ventaja
I am a:
59 yr-old man
Seeking:
seeking woman, 32-50
Location:
Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico, Central America
Last Online:
Oct 2015
Height:
5' 9"  (175 cm)
Body Type:
Average
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Hazel
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Bachelors Degree
College of Life
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Live and let live
Occupation:
Sales/Marketing
something that keeps me having fun FT
Income:
---
Smokes:
Socially
Drinks:
Socially
Marital Status:
Divorced
Has Kids:
No
Wants Kids:
No, but welcome yours
Looking for:
Dating
Sign:
Virgo Virgo
My Match Details
Seeking:
seeking woman, 32-50
Located:
Anywhere
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Skinny, Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Toned & Firm, Modelesque, Average, Proportional, Curvy, Few extra pounds
Hair:
Auburn, Red, Strawberry Blonde, Blonde, Dark Blonde, Light Brown, Medium Brown, Dark Brown, Black
Eyes:
Any
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian, Black/African, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native American, Middle Eastern
Education:
Any
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Smokes:
Any
Drinks:
Rarely, Occasionally, Socially, Regularly
Marital Status:
Any
Has kids:
Any
Wants kids:
Any
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Profile Reviews & Comments for tiburon58
CrystalMethod
CrystalMethod
Parque Patricios, Distrito Federal Argentina
53 comments
Upload a picture that shows your face clearly.
Oct 6, 2016 11:08 AM CST
Fieryred70
Fieryred70
sand, Mpumalanga South Africa
5 comments
waaaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo much blah yawn Far tooooo childish and that will put the ladies off
Me not looking---just giving an honest opinion . Your pic should be more visible Good-luck dear Sir
Nov 22, 2016 6:50 PM CST

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