Puerto Vallarta rules

I am actually not looking for any advice or rating on my profile because if you don´t like it you´re not meant for me anyway or you´re just a compulsive complainer criticizing probably everybody´s profile including your own hahaha , no really I´m secure enough in myself to know my profile´s awesome, to tell you the truth I´m so bored waiting for incoming mail I had to do something to kill time, NOT, hahaha, so why am I posting this? Sure beats the hell out of me, I actually forgot, aaahhhh now it´s coming back to me, YOU!!! The sole purpose of my existence, my other half, my other self, I knew you´re out there somewhere, if your other compulsive behavior problem is writing a complete stranger and taking risks than I´m your MAN babycakes, yes I am and do I ever cook, for you.... maybe even in my boxers (or do you prefer naked?) domesticated but not broken or damaged, not permanently anyway (especially the vital parts haha) yes honeybuns, I´m still fully functional even after years of mental abuse by my Mother ( God bless her) who did warn me about all you selfish perverted self-serving women that only want to have your way with an honest hardworking guy hahaha and use him as a sex toy for your demented sick s*xual desires hahahaha, if you can´t take a joke, well f...off and please if you don´t have a sense of humor, don´t waste your time or mine