About me and who I'm looking for

About me: Weird things happen 2me; nothing that u should be afraid of, but just realize that if we are getting 2know each other u're in 4a wild ride.
My Samsung mobile phone battery died while my manager was receiving an important call with it n it never lit up again even when using a new battery. I have since UPGRADED 2a big 'brand new second hand' NOKIA 2110 (4th release back before 3310). Even though it needs an aerial when making a call, the nice thing is it also vibrates on an incoming call.

It was not over yet coz my ex-girlfriend walked into my room last month on a cold night n told me 2take off her blouse. I was quit confused but I did. Then she told me 2take off her skirt. I started to get sweat as I was taking off her skirt.
Then she told me NEVER EVER to wear her clothes again.


Anyway, Im just a simple, little black somebody - anyones' brother (um mano qualquer).
I love going out for a walk along the beach especially at sunset, going for shopping and window shopping (but DON'T ASK ME WHAT KINDA WINDOWS (steel, wooden, aluminium etc) I NORMALLY SHOP FOR), watching movies at home, surfing the internet, etc
I drink not, take drugs not, smoke not and have no kid
... and I party occasionally (or normally)

Yes, I have nice shoes, nice teeth, fresh breath, CLEANLY SHAVEN n nice trimmed moustauche and I have a good relationship with my mom... but mi not mama's baby hey!.

Why not?
I love kissing, hugging, caressing, fondle, cuddling and I am a good kisser...Yes of course, I love sex, not just any sex, but A GOOD n MEMORABLE ONE that leaves a peace of mind.

Of course m interested in females only..., and my gal has to have soft glossy lips and must know how to use them...

On a cold, stormy, rainy day...I'd rather be in bed cuddling, kissing, caressing, ...holding u tight in my arms, while we are watching a romance or a comedy movie in a dark room together... That's sounds good hey! I know..., so, why don't u give it a try?

I'm looking for: I think it's cute when u snort as u laugh out loud without fear of being judged.My gal needs to understands that the only way things r going 2change 4 her is when she changes. Im talking about the one who says "it's not what happens that determines my life future; it's what I do about what happens"
...nah, that's not taken from the bible, but hey u have to have direction in life!


I like a bit of a bad gal - not an awful, but sum1 who's gonna push me 2my limits n then pull back with a warm hug n a kiss at the last minute.

I luv funny gal who can hold me mesmerized with a story or make me laugh until I cry.
We leave short, thoughtful luv messages when we're away from each other. If u can be yoself around me without a fear of being judged, have a strong sense of funniness, I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

Between us; Warm, Comforting, Hugging, Cuddling, Touching n Kissin are ever present. When we finally meet, not in an exotic restaurant, it will definitely involves me, you and a long drawn-out moment where neither of us wants to say gud bye.

BUT I WILL SAY...
If u can make me smile, laugh n handle going shopping with me then you are definitely made for me.
If u have SOFT lips n u know how to use them, love kissing n cuddling; AND in addition, you have BROADER SENSE OF PLEASURE and you know how it can be achieved (if u know what I mean), then I'm already melting for you. In other wordz; If you are driven with a softer, sensual & more romantic side, you have already melted me.


If you are confident, take initiatives, good-looking, irresistible, able 2communicate clearly WHAT u want n HOW u want it (whether clean or dirty ...LOL), then, why would I resist u?
The 'not-negotiable' requirements are: AVAILABILITY, PUNCTUALITY n COMMUNICATION just about anything.
I may be sounding like I'm asking for much, but then on the other hand I have just as much to offer!

Yes u CANNOT NOT have a photo coz I hav 2c whom I might be cuddlin n holding tight.