You profile sounds fine apart from your comment about chaves and tats. If you don't like tats that fine may be just change the way you've worded it.

I'm not sure that anyone NOT from around London would know what a chave is. Also, don't think that chaves themselves know they're chaves So may be leave that bit out and choose "non-chavey" women when they reply to you

To tell you the truth, nobody would read such a long information in a profile. And the information about your ideal match is too short.. Looks like you're egocentric ;))I think they have to be balanced..
Anyway Im getting bit discouraged from these sites, too... ;)

Well...not sure if you are updating your profile, because your hits and favourites are quite impressive...
I do feel the text runs into itself and make it harder to read, so I would sort that, and use capitals where necessary with spaces.
But I think living at Clacton -on-Sea and having a healthy look, you will soon have the lady of your dreams...just pay a little more time to presentation...Niah

I read your profile and think it is a really good one. If I were you I would not give up just yet. Good luck in your search and may God bless.

I agree with above posters about clarifying a few things, otherwise I see nothing at all wrong there...
I wasn't aware that Spiderman had tattoos? I do, so that puts me out of the running. :(

Hang in there, you never know when MS. Right will find you!

are u sure 44 y/o ??

it's fine and it's ok to say you dont want a woman who's polluted with tattoos and talks like a pirate. take a look at my profile I'm very specific and have been out on dates every day and it's not you this site is dead there are people here but it's like a morgue the living are over on singlesnet you have to pay but thats where the real action is. I now have 85 women there interested but only want the one I've been dating this site is my break room from there

I think the best way is to just be u and try not to look so hard when the time is right she will appear and u prob wont even know it until it has happened, good luck and keep that chin up budddy!