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Zellarrone1
Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England, UK

Please advise me on my profile...

I only get one mail a month and one flower every two months crying I am desperate to up this number to "two" per month so need advice urgently help

Am I being too nice and kind on my profile and far too undemanding dunno or could it be my pointy hat scares everyone off dunno Maybe I should use a pic of my birds for my main pic, but which one, the cockatiel or budgie rolling on the floor laughing

Ta very muchly you all in hope and anticipation of your views and replies cheers
Jul 13, 2009 5:12 PM CST
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About me and who I'm looking for
About me: I am 6o but the good news is I still feel 36 even though I look 86!

I like music as in rock anthems and a bit of current stuff also 8os and 9os stuff. I don't like opera jazz or any malarkey like that.

I have a weird dark sense of humour.

I'm looking for: My ideal match on here will be crazy but sane like me.
We'll start as penpals and if he's lucky I might marry him.

I like to communicate with people vaguely on the same wavelength as me. Most of the men I know who are over 6o seem to have ended up losing their personality along the way and have become boring so only message me if you are in this age group if you've still got any personality left. If you're too boring don't bother. If you're a pipe and slippers type of bloke I mean.

Zellarrone1

Probably the best profile you will ever read on here!
I am a:
60 yr-old woman
Seeking:
seeking man, 99-99
Location:
Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England, UK, Western Europe
Last Online:
5 hrs ago
Height:
5' 2"  (157 cm)
Body Type:
Modelesque
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
High School
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Not religious at all but I am spiritual. I believe in Fairies and Angel's and Father Christmas.
Occupation:
Automotive / Mechanical Repair
Bike Mechanic, well I clean my pushbike annually.
Income:
Less than $25,000
Smokes:
Never
Drinks:
Rarely
Marital Status:
Never Married
Has Kids:
Yes, they live with me
Wants Kids:
No, been there-done that
Looking for:
Talk/Email/Pen Pal
Sign:
Aries Aries
My Match Details
Seeking:
seeking man, 99-99
Located:
Anywhere
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Proportional
Hair:
Any
Eyes:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Education:
Any
Religion:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Smokes:
Any
Drinks:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Has kids:
Any
Wants kids:
No, been there, done that
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Profile Reviews & Comments for Zellarrone1
eurolady
eurolady
Fredericton, New Brunswick Canada
26 comments
I love your profile-really funny! You are very beautiful too. However, men of your (and my) age are looking for 18-30 year olds. They are in some coo-coo land, and don't even look at their or even 5-10 year younger woman. So, if you are older than 45: you are in a rather hopeless position... You surely can start to look at younger men, because their age women are overwhelmed by daddies.banana
Jul 13, 2009 6:27 PM CST
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Zellarrone1
Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK
6 comments
eurolady: I love your profile-really funny! You are very beautiful too. However, men of your (and my) age are looking for 18-30 year olds. They are in some coo-coo land, and don't even look at their or even 5-10 year younger woman. So, if you are older than 45: you are in a rather hopeless position... You surely can start to look at younger men, because their age women are overwhelmed by daddies.
Hi wave and thanks Eurolady, Your profile is very good too, very sharp and to the point, plus I bet it scares the scammers away thumbs up

I only saw this profile review option tonight, it's fun laugh

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Jul 13, 2009 6:37 PM CST
smart1caring
smart1caring
san diego, California USA
9 comments
Fun write up and very graceful picture. Now let's see the possible reasons for "0" contacts:
1)If you take mainstream men, they will think you are eccentric with all those budgies and a hat...
2)The eccentric types that sit on this site are usually poor like church mice and may be put off by the high pay rule.
3)Americans won't understand any humor in your write up (face value stuff only), so they are unlikely to contact you.

Also Eurolady has a point...25-35 is what you are likely to get...
Puting birds as a main picture will ward even those meager 1-2 contacts you have...Now if you want it simple: just loose a hat...
Jul 13, 2009 6:38 PM CST
OneKitty
OneKitty
La Grande, Oregon USA
14 comments
Well, lets see.....

You are appearing on 47 favorites lists. That seems pretty good. I don't have any! Ha, ha, ha! :)

You say that you are looking for a pen pal, so that should be pretty easy. Just run a search for like-mined people (other people who want to be pen pals), and jump in! Since you are after pen pals, gender should not matter.

Then, YOU innitiate the correspondence and see what happens! You might as well shot gun it!

Good luck! :)

PS - your pix are fine for your type of profile! I would not change a thing :)
Jul 13, 2009 6:39 PM CST
OneKitty
OneKitty
La Grande, Oregon USA
14 comments
smart1caring: Also Eurolady has a point...25-35 is what you are likely to get...


OP, I disagree with these comments. I talk with a lot of men our age and slightly older. I have only heard from ONE 24 year old.

Go figure?
Jul 13, 2009 6:42 PM CST
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Zellarrone1
Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK
6 comments
smart1caring: Fun write up and very graceful picture. Now let's see the possible reasons for "0" contacts:
1)If you take mainstream men, they will think you are eccentric with all those budgies and a hat...
2)The eccentric types that sit on this site are usually poor like church mice and may be put off by the high pay rule.
3)Americans won't understand any humor in your write up (face value stuff only), so they are unlikely to contact you.

Also Eurolady has a point...25-35 is what you are likely to get...
Puting birds as a main picture will ward even those meager 1-2 contacts you have...Now if you want it simple: just loose a hat...
laugh I think I will use that headline for my next profile headline. Eccentric poor-as-a-churchmouse-person seeking equally eccentric millionaire laugh beer
Jul 13, 2009 6:53 PM CST
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Zellarrone1
Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK
6 comments
OneKitty: Well, lets see.....

You are appearing on 47 favorites lists. That seems pretty good. I don't have any! Ha, ha, ha! :)

You say that you are looking for a pen pal, so that should be pretty easy. Just run a search for like-mined people (other people who want to be pen pals), and jump in! Since you are after pen pals, gender should not matter.

Then, YOU innitiate the correspondence and see what happens! You might as well shot gun it!

Good luck! :)

PS - your pix are fine for your type of profile! I would not change a thing :)
Hi wave I think you will be on lots of peoples favourite list but you have to have your profile up for review for them to show on your profile (I think) but then again I could be wrong laugh bouquet
Jul 13, 2009 6:55 PM CST
OneKitty
OneKitty
La Grande, Oregon USA
14 comments
Zellarrone1: Hi I think you will be on lots of peoples favourite list but you have to have your profile up for review for them to show on your profile (I think) but then again I could be wrong


oh.....I did not know that! LOL - learn something new everyday! :)
Jul 13, 2009 6:58 PM CST
luckyone77
luckyone77
london, Greater London, England UK
hi

i think peoples of your age looks for a long term relationship and maybe don't really like birds in a cage.
Jul 14, 2009 4:02 PM CST
Njord
Njord
Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Funny..........
Jul 18, 2009 6:54 AM CST
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Zellarrone1
Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK
6 comments
luckyone77: hi

i think peoples of your age looks for a long term relationship and maybe don't really like birds in a cage.
Aw, but they're very sweet birds, talk to hand well compared to vampire bats they're sweet laugh
Jul 18, 2009 8:07 AM CST
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Zellarrone1
Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK
6 comments
Njord: Funny..........
haha laugh thanks beer
Jul 18, 2009 8:08 AM CST
rhino1980
rhino1980
Auckland, New Zealand
i love older women i will even date up to 46, old woman turns many young guys heads upside downbanana head banger head banger head banger head banger head banger
Jul 18, 2009 8:33 AM CST
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Zellarrone1
Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK
6 comments
rhino1980: i love older women i will even date up to 46, old woman turns many young guys heads upside down
Damn, I'm 48 so missed your deadline by two years laugh

However, my witches hat pic was taken when I was 46 so does that count for anything rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 18, 2009 9:26 AM CST
egeal2
egeal2
Amman, Jordan
not badteddybear
Jan 21, 2011 2:58 PM CST

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