About me and who I'm looking for

About me: i hate writing these things,born and raised in Hastings,lived in Brighton few years then Leeds in Yorkshire then worked all over Europe, i am kind considerate and funny, all the things you would love about Lee Evans so not the best of starts but hey, thats simply me, if you're from a country i dont know how to spell or pronounce, please keep jogging as conversation is key to all friendships and i will look a bit of a nob waving my arms about trying to explain what chicken chasseur means in mongolian. on the flip side thanks for the kind compliment, i'm here to make friends, boogie and dance till dawn or hang out in a bar and cheer on liverpool or england play football, i used to be very adventurous and love the outdoors but been on pause for a long time, love lakes and rivers, hopeless romantic at heart and never buy flowers to say sorry but simply because i want to, cant stand writing about myself,if you want to know more, please ask "IN ENGLISH IF POSSIBLE AS MY MADARIN AND RUSSIAN IS A BIT RUSTY". And also i would like to point out to the very few that have asked for cam sex, errr no!!! its hard enough for a man to try and be sexy in your presence let alone trying to wave that thing about and talk dirty, not my idea of fun, and also i have no intentions or desire to send pictures of my genetalia although i have heard there are many neandethal men on here that are in the habit of doing so i hear. To those men i think you have really not got a bloody clue, do you really think that a way to a womans heart is by sending crude messages followed by pictures of a withered sausage, get a life!
My ideal woman would have to at least have a head as i think i would get creeped out by a woman with no head, so that would be a great start. outgoing, chatty, intelligent, funny, sexy, seductive, passionate, blah blah blah, oh yeah honest sincere, you can fill in the rest so please write here ---

I'm looking for: well this is where people lie to please others. beauty is always in the eye of the beholder and i say that looks are important. why because you have to be attracted to that person. now they are most important initially but wall flowers and boring so after looks to make it sustainable must come wit and intelligence, closely floowed by sensitive caring and honest. see it wasnt totally shallow was it as i know personality is what keeps a relationship going as looks are the hook, the personality is the line and sinker ;)