scottyburd: I want to know what you can do R..apart frae...yer usual bragging aboot yer shoe size..or is it...mooth size...
I can fart oot 'Scotland the Brave' ..... and in tune I might add, but I plan to save that for the very end of the curry night........ you will miss that sadly.
RDM59: I can fart oot 'Scotland the Brave' ..... and in tune I might add, but I plan to save that for the very end of the curry night........ you will miss that sadly.
You should remind the folks to bring a gas mask with them that night R..as for me..I will GLADLY miss that rendition...i bet you hold the women under the duvet when you are blowing away..
scottyburd: You should remind the folks to bring a gas mask with them that night R..as for me..I will GLADLY miss that rendition...i bet you hold the women under the duvet when you are blowing away..
Well the lawyer did seem to agree with my ex that it was sufficient grounds for divorce .....
Just goes to show, the best of intentions can be drastically misunderstood sometimes ....
RDM59: Well the lawyer did seem to agree with my ex that it was sufficient grounds for divorce .....
Just goes to show, the best of intentions can be drastically misunderstood sometimes ....
So she wasnt interested in competing with you..see who could fart the loudest and proudest..see who could produce the smelliest wind..jeez R..she wis nae fun..well rid i say..
scottyburd: So she wasnt interested in competing with you..see who could fart the loudest and proudest..see who could produce the smelliest wind..jeez R..she wis nae fun..well rid i say..
Time to go practise, I'm dedicate you know .... catch you later M....
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