Merriweather: I guess its time to learn to drink.... Whew, I have waited a full year and a half for this... I may not be successful, but I will try my hardest....
bluejay2011: What your not putting me up for the weekend
okay okay, i can put you up, but just remember: * Every 2nd song played at my house is about a dude STROKIN' it * The toilet seat will usually be left up * I might be a bit smelly in the car when i pick you up from Tullamarine as I ran out of aftershave last month * if we did happen to end up in the same bed, the sheats haven't been changed for 2 years and there's a slight growth or algal bloom where the ex used to sleed * You might not like the weeks dishes piled up on the sink, but just use the paint scraper to clean off a dish if you require 1 * I snore, fart and burp at regular intervals * being a Crap, i tend to get all emotional and may have 1 tear on you shoulder or 100
Merriweather: I guess its time to learn to drink.... Whew, I have waited a full year and a half for this... I may not be successful, but I will try my hardest....
daggyone: okay okay, i can put you up, but just remember: * Every 2nd song played at my house is about a dude STROKIN' it * The toilet seat will usually be left up * I might be a bit smelly in the car when i pick you up from Tullamarine as I ran out of aftershave last month * if we did happen to end up in the same bed, the sheats haven't been changed for 2 years and there's a slight growth or algal bloom where the ex used to sleed * You might not like the weeks dishes piled up on the sink, but just use the paint scraper to clean off a dish if you require 1 * I snore, fart and burp at regular intervals * being a Crap, i tend to get all emotional and may have 1 tear on you shoulder or 100
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