Blog Blogs (Blogs tagged with "Blog") (345)

How to tell if you have smelly feet.

Apparently, they run a cat scan. For some people the minute they take of their shoes, you just need to open a window....and jump. :laug...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 878 views
• 13 comments

Hugs to all

I've recently checked my inventory and I've noticed a surplus in high quality hugs. Thus, for a very limited time. I am handing out one to each of you. *(hugs may be returned for a full re-fun.)

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,395 views
• 14 comments

By the power vested in me

you MAY be granted two wishes (at my discretion). Yes, that's right, TWO wishes, not three. We are running a bit short on wishes due to the upcoming holidays. However, as you guessed, neither wish can be a wish for more wishes...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,354 views
• 17 comments

I'm busy

I'm busy watching my third football game today with absolutely no nagging at all ! Man, it's GREAT to be single ! Later, I think I'll use whatever sponge I want to clean the countertop....

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 837 views
• 14 comments

Hey, it's the weekend !

got anything special planned ? It's a bright sunny day here today and I'm headed out to the lake with my canoe & camera. Want to go canoeing ? h...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,332 views
• 6 comments

The Autumn Leaves

The autumn foliage around here is quite beautiful. I've been taking photos of it. Don't get me wrong. With the hurricane and noreaster we got recently, the foliage is not as good as most autumns. It's still beautiful though. However, today is...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,050 views
• 11 comments

Odd dream this morning - food for thought

I had an odd vivid dream this morning. I remember walking past some people sitting outside on benches eating ice cream next to a small white building. I walked inside the building and it was a deli. As I approached the service area a short...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,093 views
• 21 comments

I'm done.

That's it. No more. I've had enough. I'm done. This is the last blog by me, that you will ever hear from me . . . .about softball. Well, at least until next spring. In a round robin double elimination tour...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,605 views
• 17 comments

Hey !

I just got done playing 5 softball games in a row. We had the second round of our playoffs today for the top 4 finishing teams. We started at 9 am and finished at 4 pm. with only a 5 minute break between games. I am now ridiculously tired a...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,160 views
• 7 comments

The plans of man......and dog

Have you ever been in the situation, where you've planned it out ? You wanted to make it a special keepsake for her. But, then, sometimes things take a turn.. and not for the better.

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,156 views
• 11 comments

What if....mergers.

Imagine just for a moment, if these real companies merged with one another... 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. could merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, W...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 632 views
• 2 comments

The silence of the door

A week ago I bought a BUNCH of candy for Halloween. Since then a storm blew through and dumped record amounts of snow on the area. Indeed, we don't usually get snow until December. The previous record was something like 0.3 inches (7.6 cm) for...

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,703 views
• 1 comments

Halloween Bad Moon Rising

Apparently, the household budget is in.... arrears....

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,279 views
• 14 comments

If you think animals are dumb, think again !

Take for instance, Lucky the dog. When Lucky's 'owners' attached a video camera to Lucky's collar and then subsequently watched the video, they not only got to see things from the dog's perspective, but learned of a totally secret life, that...

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 879 views
• 4 comments

Posing for Playgirl Magazine

I don't know if this happens to you. But, I keep getting requests for nude photos of me from women. I mean, really ! Now, I've always said "NO !" to this sort of thing. I am not into pornography at all. OK, once in a while, gir...

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 2,543 views
• 15 comments

Things that men do to make SOME women angry.

Gee, I hope posting this didn't make you angry....

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 2,907 views
• 22 comments

You can thank me later.

I'm going to let you in on something good. Nope. Nope. I am going to let you in on something VERY good. First of all, I spent an entire day at Lake Carnegie in Princeton. What a gorgeous day ! Sunny & warm, especially for l...

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,319 views
• 13 comments

Perhaps next door would be better

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• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,155 views
• 8 comments

"There is no friggin' way...

...that you mother is moving in with us !" or add your own funny photo caption, if you like....

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,046 views
• 23 comments

A visit to dreamland

This morning I had a crazy dream. I was being held captive in someone's apartment under gunpoint. Some guy was assigned to watch me to make sure I didn't escape. We smoked marijuana together. (I have no idea. I don't smoke anythin...

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 2,107 views
• 26 comments