I never ever in my life thought that I would blog the following words. Indeed, this is NOT something I am proud of at all. The ill-gotten goods were not without there being risk involved. While I know that some women...
You think I'm kidding. But, I really would fight a bear for you. You can bet your life on it. I mean, not a polar bear. Those things are huge ! Definitely not a grizzly, or a black bear either. They kil...
Oh sure, you can play all coy and innocent. But, we BOTH know that it's just a truly silly game. You're not fooling anyone. Well, at least not me. Face it, your eyes are 'the windows to your soul'. Whether you admit it...
Just in case you didn't see this story in yesterday's news, I figure that I would inform you. An 85 year old rancher in Texas felt sick and was transported to the emergency room at the hospital by ambulance. But, no one knew, that before the...
Personally, I wouldn't pay 25 cents for it, but very soon YOU can bid on a slice of the actual wedding cake for Prince William & Kate Middleton. I probably should mention that it's a fruit cake. I meant the cake, not necessarily the groom....
Yes, you read that right. Congratulations to you. You are a very lucky winner. Not everyone was so lucky as you. Tell them what they won Jim. OK, right now look under your chair.. Whoops. Sorry. That was Oprah. Instead,...
A ten year old boy was failing math at the local public school. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school....
It's often been said, that "timing is everything". While I don't wholly agree, there is no doubt that timing can be truly critical. Together with adequate technique, proper choices, and perhaps a little serendipity, it can lead to perfect moments....
. . She always was such a cut up. I saw it coming. She's not 1/2 the person she used to be. :g...
....that some women LOVE to see . . . . . . . ....
Shortly after graduating college (undergraduate), and before going to grad school, my first job out of school was being a formulations chemist. I worked for a small pharmaceutical manufacturing company in Newark NJ. For lunch each day I would u...
A wealthy business executive often flew coast to coast on business. He started having a secret affair with a woman on the opposite coast. One night, the woman confided in him, that she had gotten pregnant from him. Not wanting to ruin his repu...
I almost can't believe it ! I mean, seriously what are the odds ?? OK, I even went so far to look it up right now. The odds are over 7 Billion to one. And yet it happened ! It's amazing !! You, another unique human being, just read my blog....
You're right. I KNOW I can do it. And while I kind of appreciate the offer. I truly believe, that I can really do this myself. . . . . .
Hard to believe that time has flown by (forgive the pun) so quickly. I still remember the horror of becoming aware of the reality as it was happening and watching people jump to their deaths from the buildings to savor the last few seconds of life...
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wo...
Here's an original poem I wrote a while back, just for your enjoyment; Sex Boy Toy Kinky was truly her motto of this I am quite sure and soon after I served the risotto out came her inner whore ! She pointed to my bedroom...
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. COUNTERFEITERS: Worke...
Because.... You will end up with a..... . . . . pot belly. And unfortunately, not this one; . ....
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