Humor Blogs (Blogs tagged with "Humor") (216)

Not totally welcomed guests

. . . That's ladybugs for ya. I just hope they don't.....slug...it out....

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2014
• in Comedy
• 1,115 views
• 2 comments

I'd fight a bear for you !

You think I'm kidding. But, I really would fight a bear for you. You can bet your life on it. I mean, not a polar bear. Those things are huge ! Definitely not a grizzly, or a black bear either. They kil...

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2014
• in News
• 1,122 views
• 7 comments

I KNOW exactly what YOU want.

Oh sure, you can play all coy and innocent. But, we BOTH know that it's just a truly silly game. You're not fooling anyone. Well, at least not me. Face it, your eyes are 'the windows to your soul'. Whether you admit it...

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2014
• in Food
• 975 views
• 3 comments

A slice of history ?

Personally, I wouldn't pay 25 cents for it, but very soon YOU can bid on a slice of the actual wedding cake for Prince William & Kate Middleton. I probably should mention that it's a fruit cake. I meant the cake, not necessarily the groom....

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2014
• in Food
• 1,130 views
• 3 comments

Congratulations ! You've won !!!

Yes, you read that right. Congratulations to you. You are a very lucky winner. Not everyone was so lucky as you. Tell them what they won Jim. OK, right now look under your chair.. Whoops. Sorry. That was Oprah. Instead,...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2014
• in Lifestyle
• 1,001 views
• 5 comments

Lord, give me a sign !!

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• by JimNastics
• Nov 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,258 views
• 13 comments

Catholic School Made all the Difference

A ten year old boy was failing math at the local public school. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school....

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 833 views
• 7 comments

Dearly beloved

. . She always was such a cut up. I saw it coming. She's not 1/2 the person she used to be. :g...

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,085 views
• 3 comments

That BIG hard bulge in a man's pants...

....that some women LOVE to see . . . . . . . ....

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 2,358 views
• 5 comments

"tell it like it is"

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• by JimNastics
• Oct 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,243 views
• 4 comments

Thanks Home Depot

You're right. I KNOW I can do it. And while I kind of appreciate the offer. I truly believe, that I can really do this myself. . . . . .

• by JimNastics
• Oct 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 688 views
• 1 comments

Baby Airplanes

. . A mother and her very young son were flying on an airline from New York to California. The little boy (who had been looking out his window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats,...

• by JimNastics
• Sep 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,060 views
• 5 comments

Wink Wink

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wo...

• by JimNastics
• Aug 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 837 views
• 5 comments

An original poem by JimNastics

Here's an original poem I wrote a while back, just for your enjoyment; Sex Boy Toy Kinky was truly her motto of this I am quite sure and soon after I served the risotto out came her inner whore ! She pointed to my bedroom...

• by JimNastics
• Aug 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,035 views
• 3 comments

Very Punny Definitions

ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. COUNTERFEITERS: Worke...

• by JimNastics
• Aug 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,099 views
• 4 comments

Why you shouldn't eat a lot of marijuana

Because.... You will end up with a..... . . . . pot belly. And unfortunately, not this one; . ....

• by JimNastics
• Aug 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,034 views
• 6 comments

..it tried to scoop me on Skype.

This is a real Skype conversation I had with "Jerry Lee" her intro and opening line gave her away... First this is my pic on Skype: [09:31:20 PM] Jeri Lee: hi there? i...

• by Unknown
• Aug 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 852 views
• 3 comments

Surgery Results

Several months ago my uncle was in a horrible auto accident. Luckily he survived. However, his left arm was crushed and had to be amputated. Thankfully, a surgeon was able to attach another arm from a cadaver. :thumbsu...

• by JimNastics
• Jul 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 820 views
• 13 comments

Photo caption contests; results of #1 & here's #2.

In case you missed out on the fun & hilarity, here's the link to the previous (frog) Photo Caption contest that I posted. It was somewhat difficult to judge,...

• by JimNastics
• Jul 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,056 views
• 34 comments

Slight Misinterpretation

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• by JimNastics
• Jul 2014
• in Uncategorized
• 1,110 views
• 8 comments