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A Saint Patrick's Day wish to you all

Erin, go braless.

by JimNastics
Mar 2013
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6 comments

Surprising comeback by her

Forgive me CS members, but it's been several weeks since my last confession... whoops, I mean BLOG. Sorry, Catholic school flashback. In the past I've blogged on here several times about my having fun with the workers at...

by JimNastics
Feb 2013
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7 comments

I got you something for Valentines Day.

You didn't even know I cared, did you ? But, I've brought you something anyway. Go ahead & guess. I'll wait. Nope. I brought you a smile, or two and somehow I became a poet, although...

by JimNastics
Feb 2013
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3 comments

Gentlemen, start your engines !

I have some very sad news. 30 year old Racecar driver, Danica Patrick filed for divorce. Oops. Sorry. I meant

by JimNastics
Jan 2013
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5 comments

Roger's Hearing

During church on Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed for, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Roger got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Roge...

by JimNastics
Dec 2012
in Uncategorized
987 views
9 comments

Important Health Tip for the Ladies.

A very simple, but effective change, can make all the difference in one's physique. Rather than taking an elevator to go up or down floors, please take the stares, I mean stairs at a nice good brisk pace. It's great aerobic exercis...

by JimNastics
Dec 2012
in Uncategorized
1,311 views
22 comments

Please

If you carrot all, get to the root of it. Show the love and share a hug. And don't tell me this photo is dirty or soiled....

by JimNastics
Dec 2012
in Uncategorized
1,187 views
7 comments

Timing can be everything !

For those who enjoy humor and might be tired of the same 20 jokes over & over, I wanted to share this one with you, which you may not have heard before. I thought it was cute. A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot....

by JimNastics
Nov 2012
in Uncategorized
960 views
3 comments

This JUST in - Ann Romney votes for Obama !

I mean, seriously, who could blame her. Right after the Romney couple voted in public, they came out to stand on the city hall steps and wave to the crowd. Reporters ran up to the couple with the usual questions. With...

by JimNastics
Nov 2012
in Uncategorized
1,443 views
16 comments

On behalf of men everywhere

We plead with you ladies - PLEASE be careful of what you wish for; . . . . ....

by JimNastics
Nov 2012
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1,363 views
7 comments

Extreme Religiosity

Hey, I have an idea. How about if I shove my religious beliefs down your throats ? Would you like that ? I bet you would, wouldn't you ? You want it hard and you want it verbose, don't you ? On your knees !! I'll get you screamin...

by JimNastics
Oct 2012
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1,905 views
10 comments

There are 2 types of people

Those who CAN post comments on my blogs and those who can't...

by JimNastics
Oct 2012
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1,079 views
16 comments

Your gator ?

by JimNastics
Oct 2012
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3,710 views
5 comments

Spared no expense

On Friday night I took my date to a VERY expensive place. Given the high prices, I was somewhat surprised that reservations weren't required in advance. When our waiter walked over to us and asked what we wanted, I ordered. Now,...

by JimNastics
Sep 2012
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1,352 views
8 comments

21 reasons why men prefer a dog to a wife

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's mother never visits. 5. Dogs agree...

by JimNastics
Sep 2012
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1,692 views
28 comments

Joke of the day - From Scotland ?

Last Friday I was at the local pub and I saw two very heavyset lesbian women walk in hand-in-hand. They sat next to me at the bar and ordered drinks. In doing so, I heard a very strong brouge accent. So, I turned to the one sitting next to me a...

by JimNastics
Aug 2012
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5 comments

The World's most expensive ice cream dessert

This is actually served in a restaurant, Serendipity, in New York City. Believe it or not, they sell about one per month. Maybe it's the same customer. Perhaps this person doesn't realize that you can get a whole pint of Haagen Dazs for...

by JimNastics
Aug 2012
in Uncategorized
3,784 views
15 comments

2 Funny True Stories I heard yesterday

Yesterday I was out taking nature photographs. Locally, there are university gardens, that has many different flowers. Thus, a goal of mine was to get shots of different butterfly varieties, which I did. I also got shots of something I had nev...

by JimNastics
Aug 2012
in Uncategorized
1,043 views
9 comments

I'd like your opinion on something

One of the rain downspouts on my house has been leaking somewhat. Originally, I was thinking of repacing it with the same type on the house now. However, more recently, I've been thinking of adding something somewhat more 'upscale'. Do y...