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What men say (and women think they hear)

10 Things Men Say And What Women Think When They Hear Them
1

HE SAYS: Hey, I've lost weight!

SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex.
2

HE SAYS: That dress looks nice on you.

SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex.
3

HE SAYS: Let's cuddle.

SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex.
4

HE SAYS: Baby, would you get me a beer?

SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex after a beer.
5

HE SAYS: What time is the game on?

SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex at halftime.
6

HE SAYS: What's your cousin's name again?

SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex with my cousin.
7

HE SAYS: Wow, President Obama's new policy is something, huh?

SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex with President Obama.
8

HE SAYS: Hey, where's the cat?

SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex with the cat.
9

HE SAYS: Look at that tree!

SHE THINKS: How can you have sex with a tree, you freak?
10

HE SAYS: Let's have sex.

SHE THINKS: Hey, I've lost weight!

Comments (38)

CestMero
Can I just ask the girls please to make a serious response, unless they want to keep us guys in the dark. I'm dying to know! sigh
female12345
Hello how are you?
I liked your profile.

I want to meet you. Perhaps we will be closer to each other.

My profile in Germany.
I now live in Russia. last year I worked in Germany. I ended visa. I returned to Russia.

I hope you do not mind our acquaintance.
my name is Marina. I live in St.Petersburg.
My age 32 years old, I have a regular job, there are a lot of friends, but next to me this man.
In her spare time, I like the sport. I like skating and cycling.
I really hope that our relationship with you to continue, and we will share photos and interesting stories about the other.
Until we find that it can become a reality.
I do not want to be alone, and waiting for your answer.

I have at home webcam. no problems. we can see each other through Web Camera. This is to speed up our acquaintance.

I do not want to play games. I do not want to waste time.
If you have not met the woman. Nice meet you my new man / Please write me. i wait you))))))))) Okk
Real woman Marina
please, let's try to create a real dialogue.

Try Email: [email protected]
DHenry
Brianebartlett
That's about right...you forgot one...Want to go to bed now!!! She thinks...Sex? (He means cuddle...kiss)
dcharw123
You all slay me.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Alchemy22
Venus and Mars all over again....laugh
barbiebabes
banana
lol that rite






conversing
Brianebartlett
Hmmm women seem to have a one track mind...and it isn't anything else. Great list. rolling on the floor laughing
Brianebartlett
Not every guy wants sex, there are some of us want company, fall in love with a nice girl, women don't have to be playthings.
uytre
from this her thinking she sounds like a very submissive woman, which is very good for a relationship, however she should try to prepare a list of what they think the man say if the words are said after sex. can somebody help us prepare top list of a thing a woman wo
uld say for men to interprete as asking for sex. A woman once told me that some women enjoyed being rape,d4 if a woman says no what does she means?
sinfonia
Who thinks about sex most of the time? Men or women? confused
Toolman329
I once had a woman tell me that we men think about sex every fifteen seconds. Up until she said that, I hadn't thought about sex for at least a week. That's another reason I'm so glad to be a frog - you human males have it rough, and the human females definitely aren't making it any easier on you. Ribbit-t-t (SPLASH)tongue
lady43
I'm with you iceprincess39 and buffy327,sex is good exercise in mind and body :)...enjoyable!nice thoughts!
lizzielou
classic rolling on the floor laughing
Suroxy
laugh That's right most men are thinking about sex 24-7
gaze9
Yours was funny rolling on the floor laughing

My thoughts:
1. For what or (who)?
2. Finaly he realises what he has
3. Cuddle? Ok, that's it?
4. Macho
5. He is own self again
6. What? What you want from her?
7. I like Obama's policies
8. I love, him, he cares about his home cat
9. Sure, it's beautiful
10. Wrong approach but is ok.

laugh hug
thebugisback
You're saying she's wrong?









devil
(that's my mischievous look)
newlife150782
where do they get this shit from?
MargotGlamaric
for 1- he believes he is macho!
for 2 - he wants dinner!
for 3 - he is cold!
for 4 - he does not want to leave his sofa!
for 5 - he wants me to turn on the TV!
for 6 - starting alzheimer?
for 7 - he feels governing the world!
for 8 - he thinks i do not take good care for household!
for 9 - he think i do not care for garden!
for 10 - FINALY!!!!!
zahra450
well ,,my opinion,,,I do not think all what you said about ,the sentences the man says,,the woman understands that ,he wants sex!!!!

so,,what about ( what women say and what men think they hear??
I think what men hear will be horrible things,,that will go crazy at the end handshake
wash2u
If I am having a beer, I am usually with my mates and I definitely don't want sex with them. Not every male is after sex all of the timehead banger , we do like a night or 2 off each year.confused
jamesieboy
funny stuff
susan007
TRUE...LOL
goldengloss
laugh Viva la difference !!
lexar008
bouquet I do like haveing sex. But banana after 30yr.s old if i had sex more than 3 times a day, It works like a "drug" that will relax my nerves, massage my spine, and gentally put me into a deep, deep, S L E E P. bouquet
tonyxf
I like sex without beer
Oprghs
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing they want sex and beer 99.5 % of the time
Neptunne
this is so funny.. i was so upset but this made me laugh as hell.. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause
sasyecats
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Buffy327
I agree Iceprincess, we must all take responsibility for our thougths, and What's wrong with that???LOLapplause applause
IcePrincess39
Everybody has got sex on their minds,most of the time..Lol,,,not just guys.:)
renarena
rolling on the floor laughing thats really a good one...applause
michael073x
sounds like the women have sex on the mind more than us chaps ha
calmheartseeks
Nah. Guys want sex a lot, but if they tell you they want a beer, they probably do.
legallyblonde
Absolutely correct! rolling on the floor laughing
anamar
lol.......not all.....
Meaningful
Nine times out of ten, she's probably right! lol
Meaningful
Nini times out of ten, she's probably right! lol
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