We’ve all run across him -- the serial cheater. It seems like as soon as he gets into a relationship, he tries to start another! Well ladies, you decided not to stand up for this anymore, and you showed him the door. Now you’re on your third glass of wine (or third tub of ice cream, or possibly both) and your cellphone is looking awfully tempting.
Here are the top ten songs you need to get on your playlist.. yesterday!
Cheater Cheater -- Joey + Rory
Angry country girl music… what could be more perfect? Depending on how angry you are, you can blare this and let all your neighbors know what happened, or blare it loudly and let your whole street know. It’s your call.
Goodbye -- Kristinia Debarge
Let’s face it… this song is just pure fun. Who doesn’t like to dance around their living room (hopefully with the blinds closed) singing, “Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, heeeeey, goodbye!” Someone who’s never been cheated on, obviously. Remember, you’re so over it.
Blame it On Your Heart -- Patty Loveless
Always good for a little vindictive satisfaction, this song also reminds you why you dumped him in the first place. There’s something about this that puts a grin on your face every time.
I Don't Need a Man -- Pussycat Dolls
This one’s a classic. He thought you couldn’t live without him? Show him differently and sing this at the top of your lungs. Or do as a friend did and inundate his favorite radio station with requests to play it. I guess the smaller the town, the more fun you can have with that one.
I Will Survive -- Gloria Gaynor
This one fits the phrase “an oldie but a goodie” to a tee! Something about the song just screams, “Use that ice cream spoon as a microphone and ham it up!” I swear it’ll make you feel better.
Watch Me Walk Away -- Lorrie Morgan
A sassy kind of song to remind him that you’re not going to stay put and take this one more time. Even better, make sure you’re wearing your hottest, tallest pair of heels when you do the walking.
Strong Enough -- Cher
Remember, she ain’t worth half of you, it’s true. If you’re not hoarse by the time you’re singing this, you haven’t been singing loud enough. Adjust the volume on your music accordingly.
Heartbreaker -- Pat Benatar
Something about those older songs makes them just as applicable today. Remember, he’s no good for you… do you really want a heartbreaker? Tell him what he is by singing this one a few times in a row, and don’t let him break your heart again.
Womanizer -- Britney Spears
Even if who claim not to like Britney Spears, you have to like this song. You’re not the sucker if he thinks you’ll keep a known womanizer around. Don’t give him the chance to cheat on you again.
My Give a Damn's Busted -- Jo Dee Messina
With a name like this, who can resist finishing off a playlist with this song? You’ll find it all feels better when you tell him he can stand out in the yard crying all night long, for all the good it’ll do. Don’t waste your energy caring about him anymore.
A good dance and heartfelt sing-along with all these songs will have you feeling better in no time!