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Top 10 Things not to say to a father when taking his daughter out.

Just a funny list, What not to say to a father when taking out his daughter.
1
"Now.. show me how you used to spank her."
2
"Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
3
"I just got my license today."
4
"Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
5
"You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
6
"So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
7
"Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
8
"I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
9
"Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
10
"I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"

Comments (7)

Brianebartlett
This is a RIOT!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Toolman329
This is hilarious! Dude, have you ever considered doing Stand-up? If you already have/are, then tell us how/where to get tickets/videos. Ha Ha Ha! Ribbit-t-t-t (SPLASH)
juststevo6660
for some moronic, brain dead,dip stick Idiot,straight out d*ck head and to say any of those Bullshit Lame Brain Top 10 Saying's the Only type of person would be a loser of a bloke who has no pride and respect for the Opposite Sex and Her Family and He Would 100%per cent Be an F.wit who thinks he's God's gift to Women and if I ever came across some d*ck head like that I can Guarentee you I would Knock his light's Out and then throw the Scum Bag out the door and Then for my Own Self Satisfaction I would Advertise his Name in the Local paper and Surrounding Areas Just to Let Family's and Especially their Daughters know Exactly what Peice of Crapp this Person is.
fieldworking
roll eyes grin rolling on the floor laughing
HuggerMan4U
"Well, sir, I don't know if I can get her home on time, because my car tends to be unreliable."

"I lost my job, so I hope your daughter has some money for the date."

"I order expensive food for myself at restaurants, but your daughter is tiny so I assume she doesn't eat much."

"I have some condoms and a bottle of wine in the car, so we should be ready for anything tonight."

"Oh, we're going to that movie across town - you know, the theater that's in the bad part of town."

"I know I'm only 16, but my friends say I drive great in my Corvette. It goes to 200 mph!"

"The back seat in my car is really roomy!"

"My van is customized, and even has a bed in back."

"I haven't taken drugs at all today."

"We're going to a cool keg party tonight."
snubbles
"Pleased to meet you, Sir... so it must be Evie's mother who's a gargoyle."

"Yes, Sir, Iyamma college instructor. In the School of Hard Knocks."

"No, Sir. I am not the kind who swears. That's how I managed to live to 57 and still stay unmarried."

"Yes, Sir, I respect the law, and I work hard. Iyam also the Tooth Fairy and the Backdoor Leprechaun."

"Right, Sir. I beg your forgiveness. I apologize. I will never touch your wife inappropriately again."

"Is that right, Sir? Evie tells me exactly the opposite!"

"Yes, Sir, I hope to support my future family and give my entire paycheck to Evie, at least whatever is left of it after the three alimony payments are deducted."

"Yes, Sir, I fear the law and respect the good lord. Just ask Sargeant Kropaczech III. down at the station, he'll back this up."
Supernova51280
hahaha! LMAO! Absolutely priceless!
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