you dont understand what the significance of 42 is
This is where my geekery shows , if you get it , come say hi if not Google it
you told me I'm only worth a few camels
Apparently to be in with a chance I'd need my own herd if the stink breathed spitting humped mamals to win your heart ... Oh dear , what a pity , never mind !!
you live across the globe
You may as well live on the moon , going for coffee is not an option and to make matters worse it doesn't matter how much I like you or want you , I can never be there with a hug when you need one
you stalk me in the creepy way
15 messages in an hour ... Seriously????
your a ranty/preachy vegetarian/vegan
I eat meat , i love meat and although I don't eat a lot of it and eat a lot of vegetarian or began food I can't help but want a steak without the " think if the poor baby cows " lecture
your shorter than me
Oh ok its shallow , yes I know , but I'm short at 5ft4 and I like tall men , last time I dated a shorter guy it looked like we were off to mordor not eat dinner
you lie to me
Soooo, your a prince huh ? And you will give it up to come live with me in the UK? Hmmm sure ok .... Rofl
you chat up other women
What's up with that ??? Am I not right here infront of you? Oh wait silly me I slipped into my invisibility cloak !!!
you have no sense of humor
If you can't laugh at yourself you have no business laughing at others , do i need to throw a lamp at you to get you to lighten up?
You said you can't live without me!!! So why are you not dead yet ?
So to conclude ... Distance is a b*tch, I'm too much of a geek and I'm not worth as many camels as you think