why i cant date you
The reasons I can't actually date you
So to conclude ... Distance is a b*tch, I'm too much of a geek and I'm not worth as many camels as you think
1
you dont understand what the significance of 42 is
This is where my geekery shows , if you get it , come say hi if not Google it
2
you told me I'm only worth a few camels
Apparently to be in with a chance I'd need my own herd if the stink breathed spitting humped mamals to win your heart ... Oh dear , what a pity , never mind !!
3
you live across the globe
You may as well live on the moon , going for coffee is not an option and to make matters worse it doesn't matter how much I like you or want you , I can never be there with a hug when you need one
4
you stalk me in the creepy way
15 messages in an hour ... Seriously????
5
your a ranty/preachy vegetarian/vegan
I eat meat , i love meat and although I don't eat a lot of it and eat a lot of vegetarian or began food I can't help but want a steak without the " think if the poor baby cows " lecture
6
your shorter than me
Oh ok its shallow , yes I know , but I'm short at 5ft4 and I like tall men , last time I dated a shorter guy it looked like we were off to mordor not eat dinner
7
you lie to me
Soooo, your a prince huh ? And you will give it up to come live with me in the UK? Hmmm sure ok .... Rofl
8
you chat up other women
What's up with that ??? Am I not right here infront of you? Oh wait silly me I slipped into my invisibility cloak !!!
9
you have no sense of humor
If you can't laugh at yourself you have no business laughing at others , do i need to throw a lamp at you to get you to lighten up?
10
your insincere
You said you can't live without me!!! So why are you not dead yet ?
So to conclude ... Distance is a b*tch, I'm too much of a geek and I'm not worth as many camels as you think
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Comments (6)
Lol it was all just tongue in cheek poking at the randomness at some ppl on here , except the 42 it all boils down to that lol
Now whos the geek?...
2/...Christ, have you seen the size of those fu**ers, and dont lets mention the flies they attract.....I said dont lets mention the flies!...
3/...If your more than an hour away its "game over" so far as im concerned...
4/...Yeah, thats a bit obsessive, if they start talking about making a "woman suit" its time to unplug and walk away from web world...
5/..."Meat is Murder", agreed, but it tastes so yummy, and would these animals even exist where it not to fill a need in the protean market?...Now, if it could be proved vegitables had a soul, where would that leave the vegans?...Fu**ed methinks!...
6/...Lying down, im the tallest person i know...
7/...Get that, but when you have weeded out the bankers, car salesmen, politicians, guys on dating sites, and indeed anything that pees standing up, you have to ask, "will i bat for the home team"...Sad but true, were all bull shitters, just some more than others...
8/...Id love to be mute, but if I had a pen and paper Id still chat to the fairer sex...One of my failings I guess!...
One of the benefits of being wantanly single...
9/...Sense of humour my arse, a healthy dose of mysanthropy and world weariness is comedy central for me...
10/...Well of course im insincere, why else would i be on a dating site?...
In conclusion...
Enjoyable 10...
A_B...