Top 10 'My Favorite Funny Sayings' by Raytheon1

These comical quips just might make you chuckle. Lord knows with all the 'heavy' stuff we have to endure in this world these days...we definitely could all do with a bit more laughter! :) Enjoy!

:) Turn...

One good turn...gets most of the blanket!

:) Do...

Do unto to others...and run!

:) Sit...

He who sits on a pin...shall rise again!

:) Early...

Early to rise, early to bed makes a man wealthy, but socially dead!

:) Nurse

He went to the hospital...and took a turn for the nurse!

:) News...

When a dog bites a man that's not news...when a man bites a dog, that's news!

:) Pleasing...

That girl could have any guy she pleases...that's her problem, she doesn't please any of them!

:) Wise...

A wise old owl lived in an oak. The more he saw, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Why can't we be like that wise old bird?

:) Penalty...

What's the penalty for bigamy...Two wives!

:) Messy...

A bird in the hand...can be quite messy!

:) I hope you found them laughable! I know you all have some of your own. As usual I welcome your responses, so bring them on! Looking forward to laughing til it hurts!

Comments (5)

How about these:

You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should be doing twice as much listening, as you do talking.

To save face: Keep the lower half of it closed.
Hi Ray,

Well said about this:

Do unto others as you would expect them to do unto you but make sure you get them first...


While your mouth is open, your ears are closed....

cheers Thanks again buddy, you're always a wonderful source of encouragement. I can't express my gratitude enough, you're 'Tops' my friend! peace
love it ray. very funny, awesome sense of homour. rolling on the floor laughing
doh I almost forgot, 'let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya!'laugh
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