These comical quips just might make you chuckle. Lord knows with all the 'heavy' stuff we have to endure in this world these days...we definitely could all do with a bit more laughter! :) Enjoy!
One good turn...gets most of the blanket!
Do unto to others...and run!
He who sits on a pin...shall rise again!
Early to rise, early to bed makes a man wealthy, but socially dead!
He went to the hospital...and took a turn for the nurse!
When a dog bites a man that's not news...when a man bites a dog, that's news!
That girl could have any guy she pleases...that's her problem, she doesn't please any of them!
A wise old owl lived in an oak. The more he saw, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Why can't we be like that wise old bird?
What's the penalty for bigamy...Two wives!
A bird in the hand...can be quite messy!
:) I hope you found them laughable! I know you all have some of your own. As usual I welcome your responses, so bring them on! Looking forward to laughing til it hurts!