Top 10 Funny things about women

Funny list of things about why women do the things they do..Its just for fun to help men get a little insight into why women do what they do best...
1

Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control

Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control
2

Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3

Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
4

Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to get you involved in a conversation.

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to get you involved in a conversation.
6

Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7

Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8

Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
9

Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved

Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved
10

Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

Comments (13)

daydreamer4u2
whats sex ,
kissing a woman or admiring her from a distance ?scold
I know why I haven't married again now. Thanks for the education. (really , I am just kidding)
studecar professor
alperhasan
Well,i can tell you from expiriece,that she is 100 percent right.
Only thing she forgot to mention ,is that women like to drag alOng their man to the shops just to push the limits of his patience.
butterrum
Not all woman do those ten things, that were mention. Its most like some woman, do those things that are funny.
Brianebartlett
OMG A woman created this list....I cant believe this one...are you sure youre not a guy!!!! Never saw a woman cutting up members of the same sex before....Ive heard of a girl fight...but thought it was only done on television.

Have fun ladies...keep us out of this one will you....your own female friend came up with this one...we are only agreeing with her. :)
Brianebartlett
Good one....I`m sure there are a few more not mentioned here, but you did a fine job listing these...love your graphic illustrations also. Do you have a wife/girlfriend...do you still have one after that gem of a list.

P.S. That's why Im here, probably that's why I wont after agreeing with your list.

But that list is true. Keep up the good work...let me know any more lovely facts, tips about women that you can come up with.

I see you have some women commenting about this list, ready to give their rebuttal on it. Should be an interesting discussion.
moonwhammer
It makes me smile and remember me why I still would love having that female complement on my side. Good humour always will do and I am not afraid to laugh about me/men same way. Thank you for putting it up although some neurotic females confusing smile with accusations.
postneoludite
The category says humor, so I don't take it too seriously, but I'm not going anywhere near no dang spider.
ssbbwlover
hahaha! hey wait, thats why i use to only get sex twice a week...
girl code.
jenske1991
haha laugh
wtf333
Sexist and not even true! Afraid of bugs? Gimme a break
Bellaten
Facts? Rubbish!
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