10 things I don’t want to hear.
These are the things I don't want to hear; and my response to it.
Yes, I know I'm grumpy. That is the eleventh thing that I dont want to hear, but I have decided to list only ten. So put it in your pipe and smoke it!
1
Trust me
Are you used to be distrusted?
2
Will you borrow me one of your cigarettes?
Will you look after it?
3
To tell you the truth…
Do you normally lie?
4
Are you busy?
No, I’m just pretending.
5
It will only take a second.
Time s up!
6
Did you hear about …
No; and I don’t want to!
7
It won’t hurt.
Like hell it won’t
8
Can you see?
No, I’m blind!
9
Do you have a match?
Yea, your face and my bum, but it is not striking enough!
10
I have a headache.
You always have a bloody headache!
Yes, I know I'm grumpy. That is the eleventh thing that I dont want to hear, but I have decided to list only ten. So put it in your pipe and smoke it!
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Comments (5)
I was in a group of guys
One took out a cigarette and said to another
"Have you got a match"
Other replied
"Not since Erroll Flynn died"