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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed
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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
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Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed
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A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot
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sitting and waiting is one of the most miserable occupations known to man - not that it usually is known to men; women do it much more often
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Just as women's bodies are softer than men's, so their understanding is sharpe
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
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