10 Sexy Superhero Women We Need to See Again

A good number of sexy superhero women have dropped down the memory hole and need to be brushed off, picked up and barely dressed for duty again. This is a list of 10 who deserve to titillate our adolescent senses at least one more time.
Black Cat
1

Black Cat

Black Cat appeared in Harvey Comics in 1979. Dressed in an alluring, low-cut black costume, she provided interest and trouble for Spider-Man and was voted No. 27 of the 100 Sexiest Women in Comics by the Comics Buyer’s Guide. All agree that Black Cat doesn’t need a Hollywood breast enhancement?.
2

Aoen Flux

Aoen Flux
Aoen Flux gave movie fans a look at a future totalitarian city where actress Charlize Theron bounced around in scanty leather togs, and everyone spoke gibberish in deference to ogling Charlize.
Tara Fremont
3

Tara Fremont

Tara made her debut in the Femforce comic book by AC Comics. She had two super abilities: Tara could grow to several hundred feet in height, and her Span-XX bikini never fell off.
Andromeda
4

Andromeda

Andromeda exists in both Marvel and DC comics, and we need one to knock off the other in order to end the confusion. The DC Andromeda is a replacement for Supergirl, while Andromeda from Marvel is a fish. In this case, the artists at DC are better at drawing this appealing superhero woman, so it's time for DC Andromeda to use her heat vision on Marvel Andromeda and enjoy a Friday night fish fry.
Barbarella
5

Barbarella

Actress Jane Fonda as Barbarella gave Earthlings a good excuse not to travel to distant planets because everyone out among the stars is either insane or on LSD. The costumes, though, are worthy of a sequel.
Daisy Duck
6

Daisy Duck

A creation of Walt Disney in 1940, Daisy Duck had the super-ability to tolerate Donald Duck and Huey, Dewey and Louie whom Donald apparently sired. She barely hangs on as a sassy Daisy Duck adult costume for $29.97.
Misty Knight
7

Misty Knight

Misty made her appearance in Marvel Universe in 1975. She is one of the few superhero women who is apparently capable of getting pregnant. If the superhero genre expects to continue, it needs crawling superheroes who suck their thumbs. For that reason, Misty Knight needs to return in a super-maternity ward.
8

Leeloo

Leeloo escapes from her captors and ends up in the cab of Korben Dallas in the film “The Fifth Element.” Leeloo brings to the screen all the elements of a great woman superhero, including cuteness, flaming hair, a minimal duct tape costume and the ability to stop the end of the world. What’s not to like? Woof.
9

Poison Ivy

An antagonist of Batman whose pores ooze with various flora toxins, Poison Ivy deserves more exposure because she’s the only superhero who speaks with a southern twang. Her use of plants to bewitch or destroy others is a perfect meme to represent the modern eco-terrorist. She has the ability to turn barren wastelands into Eden, and plants respect her space by barely covering her body with a tiny leaf costume. Eat her grits at your own risk, ya'll.
10

Merry Pemberton

Known as the Girl of 1000 Gimmicks, Merry introduced herself to the world in DC Comics Universe in 1948. Merry was a den-mother for other superheroes and acted as a supervisor for many super adolescents. Three of her gimmicks were anti-spider lipstick, zoom glasses and turning water into wine. Her comic book run ended with her engaged in group therapy for Metas. With 997 gimmicks still unveiled, it would be worthwhile discovering those while swigging barrels of her wine.

Nobody knows why our beloved superhero ladies get kicked to the curb and forgotten. They deserve a better fate and might come in handy to save the world if the men should fail.

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