TEN REASONS TO LOVE SEXY WARLOCKS!!!!!!!!

Could he BE any hotter? His voice should be illegal. Swoon! Pant! Drool!

He comes in three flavors, Asatru, Satanic, and yummy!!! I also LOVE how he looks like a sexy little German Viking.

Whenever I see his pictures, I wanna go on all fours and start meowing. Love his fashion sense too. Especially his awesome pimp cane named Snakey.

A sexy bald smoky alternative. At the turn of the century, everyone who was anyone was into occultism in one way or another. Known as the evilest man in the universe, Crowley was the apex of old fashioned debauchery.

Luis Donatien Aldonse De Sade was actually a very attractive man when he was young. Given to every manner of depravity, he was arrested for everyone's safety. Imagine what he had to do to get locked up for being MORE perverted than all the other French people. I don't have to imagine.
I know. Still, his stories managed to get published, somehow. :)

Well known for his role in the band Led Zeppelin. Lesser known as a black magician. That's Magick with a K. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law!

He dressed in drag and bewitched a generation of teen females. Not bad for a youngster.

I had no idea what other girls were blithering about when they said Tom Cruise was hot ...until... The Vampire Lestat. He should dress like that every day!!!

He reminds me of a modern Crowley. He's practically a shaiman for the dark side because a certain movie of his lead a lot of people off of the straight and narrow path.

OZZY! Sing me a song about THE DEVIL, daddy!