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healthy woman and miss hugs, cuddles and male company.
I look younger than my real age. What would be fun? Something like booking a room in an hotel, meeting a near stranger and staying there for 2 nights.
I have no intention growing old gracefully.
Am I too good to be true, certainly! This is one side of me, so am I a board with two sides or a box with 6.
Want to find out? So if I like you, you may get to me.
O.K. my photos are recent so my age is wrong? yes, but it looks like men don't care about age if she is willing....
I am not a Dominatrix, nor do I need a Master
Now read this below very carefully, as this is a parody
I am not promising you a bed of roses, nor any other kind of bedding...
I hope you have fun reading your wishes, as if they would come true?
Well guys, THIS is what you want to read, correct? (But NOT me !)
Before you get too excited, read this profile very carefully, forget wishful thinking !
If you write something like: Hi, how are you - do not expect an answer, you are not showing enough -excitement

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I prefer men younger than me, quiet, shy, financial independent. Younger, as I don't want him to get a heart attack before me.
Likes dining out, and when later possible (Latin) dancing.
Slightly overweight is OK but not too much please, I don't like a belly rocking up and down, trying to find what should be under big belly. Looks are not important. Size, I mean height, is not important.
I seem to be getting all the impotent guys. Not that it is so important, but I do like more than just cuddling up, if you know what I mean...
Someone that would give me a sex toy for Valentine's day
Are you a "Swinger" ? Well, make sure I am nowhere in sight.
A few words for all those men LOOKING for a YOUNGER woman: Are you are looking for a nurse with a purse? Or is the air out of your tire and you have the purse?
If you need help from other Swingers, then you probably can't "manage" me.!
Do YOU have the right SETTINGS so we may write to each other?
Have fun reading, but don't take it too seriously, I am very normal, just love to write.
Before you get too excited, read this profile very carefully, forget wishful thinking !

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