aJester22: For Sale: Slightly Used Male, . . Sold 11/27/11

Uh Oh I guess I better start behaving myself
Uh Oh, I guess I better start behaving myself

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One slightly used, fully grown Male/ answers to the name Jester

He is Not a young Pup any more, but still has a few good tricks, left in him.

He has been House broken, knows when to go out, and will scratch at the door, for permission.

He has been taught many neat tricks, by two prior owners,

He also likes to play fetch (comes in handy for groceries)

He is well trained at a Night club, just comand him to Heel and his eyes will be glued to you, and . . . {ONLY} . . to you. . . for the rest of the Night.

to see him do BackFlips; just show him your overdue credit card bills.

When he's Good; He responds well, to a kind word, pat on the head, or even scratching his tummy.

When he's Bad; A good sharp, rap on the nose, with a rolled up newspaper, works wonders.

Feeding: Usually one Bowl of Gruel, left by the dinner table, when he gets off work, is sufficient.

BedTime: He sleeps comfortably at the foot of the bed, and will not tug at the covers. Also at Bedtime: He has learned to sit up and Beg. But,. . can be commanded to roll over, and play Dead, (when necessary).

Optional Item; Electric training collar available, variable voltage, from 2 to 15 amps/volts (non lethal, of course) . . . . First Date; Coffee? . . . or, Maybe a walk in the park? (He won't chase cars, and will not sniff, Poodles)(even if those Bit*ches are in heat)

He is Very Loyal, and will offer unconditional Love, . . . .

More About my Match

Some One With a Whole lot Of Heart and Soul. . . . . . . . . .and some kick a** humour


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