Bobbingforaholes: I am a bad bad girl

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I am an overweight tired white guy looking to prey on other peoples personal information. I dabble in fraud, identity theft, and general annoyance. I drink regularly because I hate my life. Perhaps if I could just admit I liked men my life would be so much easier. Help me come out of the closet. Or join me in the closet - although there is barely enough space for my 500 pound body and this bag of Cheetos.

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My ideal match is someone who will bring me Cheetos and leave them within arms reach. Perhaps feed them to me one by one while telling me what a pretty pretty princess I am. Someone who lacks a sense of smell and doesn't mind changing the litter box I've been using since I've been stuck in this closet.

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Mortgage lender

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