christheumpire: World-weary cynic seeks sane, intelligent companionship.

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I'm a recovering depressive self-medicating with judicious amounts of cannabis and ohmibod porn. I'm a graphic design/ photography/ writing creative. Oscar Madison meets Archie Bunker meets Mister Spock. No hustlers, Nigerian "princes," millennials with incredibly bad facial hair/ man buns/ statement bags/ power heels or gold-diggers.

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Literate. Well-versed on current events, mentality which betrays collegiate education. Don't care about your physical appearance. This is an
initial contact, not a honeymoon night.


Working nights as a security guard to supplement my pension.

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