christheumpire: World-weary cynic seeks sane, intelligent companionship.
- I am: 67 yr-old man seeking woman, 30-99
- Located in: briarwood, New York, USA
- Last online: Jun 6
- Height: 5' 11" (180 cm)
- Body Type: Few extra pounds
- Hair Color: Bald/Shaved
- Eye Color: Brown
- Ethnicity: Hispanic/Latino
- Education: Some College
- Religion: Non-religious
- Occupation: Retired
- Income: $50,000 to $75,000
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Rarely
- Marital Status: Married
- Has kids: Yes, they live with me sometimes
- Wants kids: No Way
- Sign: Capricorn
More About Me
I'm a recovering depressive self-medicating with judicious amounts of cannabis and ohmibod porn. I'm a graphic design/ photography/ writing creative. Oscar Madison meets Archie Bunker meets Mister Spock. No hustlers, Nigerian "princes," millennials with incredibly bad facial hair/ man buns/ statement bags/ power heels or gold-diggers.
More about my Match
Literate. Well-versed on current events, mentality which betrays collegiate education. Don't care about your physical appearance. This is an
initial contact, not a honeymoon night.
Working nights as a security guard to supplement my pension.
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