Dagosto: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
My Details
- I am: 61 yr-old man seeking woman, 38-53
- Located in: Knoxville, Tennessee, USA
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
- Body Type: Slim/Slender
- Hair Color: Dark Blonde
- Eye Color: Blue
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Bachelors Degree
- Religion: Atheist
- Occupation: Manufacturing & Production
- Income: $25,000 to $50,000
- Smokes: Regularly
- Drinks: Regularly
- Marital Status: Not Single/Not Looking
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: No, and seeking same
- Sign:
Leo
More About Me
Thanks to Connecting Singles I am now happily married. I am no longer looking. I could just delete this profile, but hey, there's some good jokes in here. What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme.
Music, interesting conversation, learning about stuff, and jokes are important to me. Music because that's where my soul lives. Interesting conversation because that's how we get to know one another. Learning about stuff because hey, that's what life is. And jokes because the greatest danger in life is taking it too seriously. How about this one? There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can add, and those who can't.
I'd like to get to know someone of similiar sentiments. We could learn about each other while we learn about the other's interests. Here are some things I know precious little about: bouillabaise, baseball, Fendi, and what women are talking about when they huddle close together and giggle like that. Maybe you could explain some of those things to me. On the other hand, I do know about useless stuff like history, art, and politics, as well as important stuff like rock 'n' roll, so maybe I could offer you some insights in return. Now here's the World's Quickest Joke: atermite walksintoabar andsays "where'sthebartender?"
More About my Match
Well, you'd be a she, and you'd be looking for me. (Duhhh?) Beyond that, hell, I'm pretty easygoing. You'd have either a finely-tuned sense of humor OR a great tolerance for a dullard (you make the call). You needn't know squat about Aristophanes's comedy or the complete lyrics to "Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye" or pink fairy armadillos (there really are pink fairy armadillos - so charming), but you'd better steel yourself to listen to my interminable blather on such pointless topics. Also, you'd be someone who likes to, y'know, cuddle, and snuggle, and go about hand-in-hand and arm-in-arm, and touch, and hold. And kiss. I like kissing. Now here's another joke: How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, of course, but first you have to get them into the light bulb.
Occupation
Forklift operator & not-quite-yet-failed rock star
Match Details
- Seeking: Woman | 38-53 yrs
- Located: Anywhere
- For: Talk/Email/Pen Pal
- Body Type: Skinny, Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Toned & Firm, Muscular, Ripped, Modelesque, Average, Proportional, Curvy, Few extra pounds, Voluptuous
- Religion: Atheist, Agnostic, Jewish, Non-religious, Spiritual but not religious, Other Religion
- Smokes: Socially, Regularly, Trying To Quit
- Drinks: Occasionally, Socially, Regularly
- Has kids: No | Yes, they don't live with me | Yes, they are far away | Yes, they are over 18
- Wants kids: No Way | Not Sure | Probably Not | No, and seeking same | No, been there, done that
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