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I am an indigenous Englishman living abroad. I'm not feeble minded and have all my hair and body bits. The rest you have to find out for yourself.

Believe it or not I do have an immense sense of humor. Mail me if you like, but above all have fun on here and enjoy yourselves. Life is what you make it yourself isn't it.

I have to wade through a lot of mail on here, so read the profile carefully to avoid disappointment later.

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Friends to begin with and see how things go naturally. No gold diggers please as most of you have only two brain cells and both of those are in conflict with each other. Besides, I am not only smarter than you are, I'm also poorer than you are.

No religious nuts. I know I turn you on, but I am pagan, so pagans only.

My profile saves me thankfully from the tedious and dull time wasters who plague dating sites. You know, the ones who you never get to actually meet or you have to sleep on the sofa if you ever do.
Please look elsewhere for a pathetic and desperate eunuch instead.

It also weeds out the slow and hopeless cases who are stuck in a never moving emotional Walter Mitty rut because I don't want you either. The entertainment value that you provide gets a bit tedious. Take the hint when I ask you "What time is it there" and "You must be tired". If you don't I will cut you off in mid flow and block you....

I never look at profiles without pictures, let alone respond to them and please, I am not looking for either nuns seeking an emotional crutch or everlasting pen pals. If you have had your profile on here longer than the ark there is an obvious reason for it and I will delete your mail without even reading it.

Lastly, No super heavyweights as there are limits and I don't want to be crushed or the bed to collapse in a pile of matchwood. I know you try to hide that you are twice around St Paul's on your profile. Lose that blubber before even attempting to contact me as I don't want you either!

My ideal match is somebody the same age group as myself and a skinny and all natural girl. She wouldn't bite her nails as I detest cannibals and she would be her own person and not a clone of whatever she thinks that the social norm is.

Do you think that I am overly fussy? The truth is that most on here feel just the same way, but they try to hide it....and subsequently get nowhere when the truth comes out. Think about it from your own experiences.

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