Story teller / dreamer / realist / loon in no particular order - some days the order changes.
Scrub up okay but usually in paint-spattered jeans and sweatshirt, because I bought an old townhouse that needs a lot of TLC. Can cook but not to cordon bleu standard, make instant coffee instantly, talk for Africa but also shut up and listen, and am endlessly gullible. Very lucky in my friends and enjoy my life.
I do reply to anyone who quotes anything written in my profile, or in one of my CS blogs, or from one of my books. No need to message to ask 'how are you' - I'm fine, thanks, bye.
I've lived in South Africa, England, Scotland and now Spain - rolling stone, not a lot of moss.
Builder / plumber / general handyman? Definite brownie points! Ability to share jokes and not complain when the coffee has flecks of paint in it an absolute must. Ability to set my pulses hammering a definite plus.
Not actively looking, real life is a better place to meet interesting types but I'm a writer and finding someone writes well is something you can't know straight away in real life so I'm still here. It would also be nice to meet some more English-speaking people in Spain while I struggle to learn Spanish.
Literate, numerate, and pretty good at research
I respect your right to hold your beliefs and expect the same respect in return.
Writer (books and stuff - see my books tab) and teach English as a second language online