english57: Looking for an exceptional lady...

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A list of some of my talents -Composer of the world famous Buttcracker Suite using a full orchestra, 6 Black & Deckers, 4 vacuum cleaners and a jumbo jet. - Author of "How to understand a woman's mind in 6, 486 easy stages (companion novel " Two thousand great excuses to sneak off to the football game". Famous bathtub singer and cordon bleu barbeque chef (steaks, sausage, medium rare only). - Romance Writer:- "they inhaled her gentle fragrance first before she poured her liquid beauty into the room. A mixture of Chanel no. 5, Cuban cigars and engine oil. One eye took in the cocktail bar while the other scanned the silent, fawning men. She paused, her bosom heaving gently from the exertion of raising an eyebrow and removed her glass eye. War hero from frequent fearless nocturnal raids on Rosie's Bar. Dreamy romantic poet "Roses are red, Violets are pink, Stop smoking Camels, They make you stink. Also great lover, user of soap and incredible sleeper. Don't waste love...it is more precious than all the riches of the world. Giving time, time to care, to listen. Life is good times and bad. Both are best shared. A woman is softer, gentler, feminine; treat her as a lady...

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Smart, beautiful, enormously rich, owns a top class restaurant, oil wells and a champagne vinyard in France.


According to my DNA test I am..... around 80% Scandinavian [from the Vikings] 8% English!! 1% Italian [from the Romans] and the rest is Celtic, Scots and Welsh [from my G G-father And G-father


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