Fergalgg: The names Bond....Fergal Bond ;)
My Details
- I am: 53 yr-old man seeking woman, 26-58
- Located in: North, Antrim, Ireland, Western Europe
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 9" (175 cm)
- Body Type: Stocky
- Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde
- Eye Color: Blue
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Bachelors Degree
- Religion: Christian/Catholic
- Occupation: Design / Visual & Graphic Arts
- Income: ---
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Socially
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Not Sure
- Sign:
Aquarius
More About Me
I am a dynamic figure. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing and I cook Thirty-Minute Cookies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private person, yet I receive fan mail in the millions. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby d*ck, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. My bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
More About my Match
Preferably a lass with a heart beat...but I'm not that fussy
Occupation
Self Employed
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