funtocome: I-It's not like I like you or anything, Baka!
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- I am: 56 yr-old man seeking woman, 18-99
- Located in: Dolton, Illinois, USA
- Last online: 12 hrs ago
- Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
- Body Type: Few extra pounds
- Hair Color: Dark Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Bachelors Degree
- Religion: Atheist
- Occupation: Retired
- Income: ---
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Rarely
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: No, and seeking same
- Sign: Scorpio
More About Me
Not looking to get married; if you are, good luck in finding your partner. If you just want a "friend", consider getting a shelter pet. If you think sex is dirty or nasty, we have nothing in common. And if you're any kind of a scammer/spammer, meet the Banhammer.
Update 12/25/2021--I'm just south of Chicago, so if you're more than about 15 miles away, there's no need to like or message me. I'm not doing long-distance anything.
Update 1/4/2022--If you've made it this far, you may have won already! Or maybe not; who can tell what cruel trick the Universe will play next?
How does one describe themselves without coming off as being a complete weeb? Do I have to say I love books, food, and music to fit in? Should I say how compassionate I am toward humanity's foils despite being tired of people acting foolish despite laws and rules to the contrary under some misguided belief that they have "rights" to do so? Oh yes, I love sunsets, sunrises, stars going supernova, and large dogs who insist on licking me like an envelope (but I taste better). I'm middle-aged, cynical, and an independent voter.
Gosh, isn't this fun? I mean, "Run a personal ad they said; it'll be fun they said".
More About my Match
Clean, drug/disease free/at least 80% sane. Not looking to get married. Not looking for another friend for their list, or to sit in the Friend Zone.
Ethnicity
White/Caucasian. So all the world's problems are my fault supposedly.
Education
So I've got a Bachelor's Degree, and I'm a bachelor. Do people with Marriage Degrees get married?
Occupation
I'm retired, so there's that. Now my full time job is being cute and looking important. And sometimes saving the world. Somebody has to do it when Bruce Willis is busy.
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