Greattimezz: Seek a friend for cuddelzzzz

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My Details

I am: 72 yr-old man seeking woman, 60-74
Located in: Oliva, Valencia, Spain, Western Europe
Last online: Online Today
Height: 6' 1" (185 cm)
Body Type: Few extra pounds
Hair Color: Silver/White
Eye Color: Blue
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Education: Masters Degree
Religion: Non-religious
Occupation: Retired
Income: ---
Smokes: Never
Drinks: Occasionally
Marital Status: Divorced
Has kids: Yes, they are far away
Wants kids: No, but love my grand kids
Sign: Cancer

More About Me

From middle Europe but now enjoying my life in beautifull Spain.
I would like to share the Greattimez of life .... may be with you ? By the way, i have sence of humor and phantasy too. Enough happy talking now.....

I did not upload a picture here since too shocking for the viewers, but i do not withhold you following personal information:

Scarred face
crossed bloodshed eyes
Nose big as a turnip
Rusty brown teeth ( 3 of 'em remaining all sitting loose unfortunately)
Deadly breath smell
Mouth & lips like a donkey's a**
A steel hook instead of a left hand
So far the positive & handsome sides of me....

yes, indeed similarity to quasimodo of the notre dame definitely exist! But..... ugly & deaf Quasimodo was of good character though! Not me....i'm mean as a snake! My right hand (the hand left) clinches a razor sharp straight dagger (spanish=daga ) with blood groove most of the time .. and i'm prepaired to use it against everyone unwilling to hand out his / her money to me.
So if my self description appeals to you and you have money, death wish..., and doesn't mind kissing a donkey's a**... don't hessitate to drop me a line.

I wrote it this way 'cause i think most overly groomed profiles here do not mirror reality at all. So I decided to set up my profile a bit more truthfull. If you can handle that, you probably stick out above the masses . If so, you're the girl for me.

More About my Match

I don't make me no thoughts what my ideal match would be or looks like, since chasing a phantasy of an ideal woman is bogus. Age is relative, ethnicity unimportant, eye/hair/skin colour..i love all colors!
but intelligence, humor, a good mood and a positive behaviour are highly appreciated.

Interests & preferences :
#cooking tasty & healthy food.
(salads, vegetables, tandoori / smoked / grilled / bbq / from potts and pans )
#cats n dogs (not as food though... )
#mountainwalks with AG hunting
#beachwalks in winter (summer's too hot)
#DIY making around house and workshop
#good weather motor cycling
#lazy and active days at the pool
#last but not least... cuddling

Let's meet and find out now the Corona restrictions are over. I received 4 Pfizer covid jabs and am healthy... Hurrah for Pfizer!

Ethnicity

Ethnicity is coincidence only and no personal quality. Therefore i concider it as not important

Education

certificates do not really matter although i have some. Ability of thinking "out of the box" matters much more in life and having the courage and energy to realize your visions

Religion

I am not gullible, thus do not believe in a higher being as touted by churches / pope / country/ brain dead fundamentalists regardless what religion, belief or kult. I accept your belief though

Occupation

Technical & business management background, now retired

Match Details

Seeking: Woman | 60-74 yrs
Located: Anywhere
For: Long-term Dating
Smokes: Never, Trying To Quit
Drinks: Socially