I'm late middle aged and fairly average in many respects, and quite inadequate in many others. Apparently, my behaviour here is childish and immature. I know that's undignified at my age but the alternative just doesn't appeal to me.
Long summer walks on moonlit beaches, romantic candlelit dinners or just sitting under the stars chatting are some of the things I don't like, although I would be just as miserable spending a cosy night in front of the telly. In fact, most normal things that people like doing only seem to get on my nerves.
I have no wish to blight anyone's life by being part of it so if you are entertaining thoughts of whisking me away and marrying me, please reconsider before you do anything about it. I seem to end up in the forum most nights, that's a good place to find out why I am best avoided.
Church of Yorkshire.
Van driver, delivering very important things.