JimmyStoner: Tall, dark, and cute enough (with teeth)! Don't let the glasses fool you, I AM the Man of Steel!

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Most of my friends think I'm a goofy wierdo, which while possibly being true, doesn't take into account I grew up in Oregon, the land of RANDOMNESS (also the most beatiful place on earth). You like the DUCKS? Stay away from me, I bleed black 'n orange, GO BEAVERS! Besides being the coolest white guy you've ever met, I also am a man of many talents.. I just about been thru it or seen it all by now, I know what I want in life and what I don't like around me! I'm very picky but I try to judge people based on their souls and personalities more so than their exterior. I like skinny/athletic brunettes or redheads but am open to try anything. Please no BIG girls, my mom is large and I don't hate, just don't fit well with them. I'm an awesome cook/chef and I WILL blow your mind with something! I like movies, music, cooking, cleaning, anything fun outdoors and everything to do with cannabis! I'm not as heavy a smoker as when I was younger and until I get another good vape I've been smoking a few bowls and a few cigarrettes a day, but I want to quit using tobacco altogether. Quit drinking years ago, have lost my taste for it. My kids forced me to grow into a better human being and how to love again. It's been 7 years since I left my baby-mama and I've been celibate ever since (ouch, I know!) because I've wanted to save myself for my true one and only wife I AM seeking for marriage and family. Try me out, I'm kind and loving, smart and quick, always entertaining and never boring, also usually close to crossing the line and pushing the limits! Rules R 4 fools!

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A slim/average/athletic redhead (natural) with long hair, C-cup or smaller preferred, size 12 or less is a plus. I love hazel eyes and green or dark eyes. Besides that fantasy woman, I thoroughly enjoy chicanas, asians, natives, white girls with dark hair, such as the georgeous Gal Gadot from Jerusalem (I have a thing for jewish girls too, don't ask me why). MOST IMPORTANTLY, must be low-key, open-minded/hearted, laid-back, goodie-goodie wife during the day and an adventurous lover in the bedroom. Not that I've been with too many, but I am definately a fully experienced lover!

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I'm working in Colorado to save that money and buy my dream farm in Uruguay!

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