leethax: TREAT YO'SELF

leethax
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6 foot 3.
KILLN IT
Balln'
Spiritual Monk that will f*ck you up with some wisdom.
Oh shit, existential crisis averted. *You're welcome*
I'm pretty much a big deal if you didnt know.. and big I mean.. Big to like 3 people.. and one of them is a cat.. who may even be a spy.
Have you ever been so smart, so funny, so articulate, so sophisticated that jokes and intellectual wit goes straight through your average day neanderthal? yee, thats me. 24/7

I would say I have dolla bills like those gangsta as dudes you see on the TV. But its more like.. I have metric tons and tons of bills... like electric, gas, internet. When will it stop. Seriously.

I kinda look like shaggy from scooby doo. Zoinks. Its a sad but accurate representation of myself. Would chicks wanna do shaggy ? I digress.

Leethax out

More about my Match

Someone who keen have a giggle at my stupid jokes.

Someone who's willing to turn me on via text messages in various inappropriate settings. Like weekly team meetings...**No one gives a shit what you did in the weekend greg!**

Someone who knows how to make tea correctly. If you don't thats an insta Disqualified!! lol kidding. I'm not that harsh. Tea is so valuable it should be taught to all. So I'd teach you my yoda tea making ways.

Someone who knows me so well that theres "that thing" that we both don't want to go to..that our mutual friend is really into, but some how we can both mentally fuse and fabricate a lie that is convincing to the mutual friend. #mentalcouplegoals

Someone who's legitimately willing to fight me for that pizza slice. Bring it future wifey.. You didnt grow up with siblings that will literally bite the food out of your hands.

Someone that says "Did you remember to take the trash out?".. to which I would reply "No, but wont you be cold out there?" to which I will probably get abused in some form and ultimately ending in make up sex? win win win?

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Business analyst.

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