Drunk, Stoned, h*rny and Picky AF
  • 41 yr-old woman seeking man, 36-45
  • Portland, Maine, USA
  • Apr 10
  • 5' 6"  (168 cm)
  • Fit/Athletic
  • Auburn
  • Green
  • White/Caucasian
  • Some College
  • Atheist
  • Entertainment
  • Less than $25,000
  • Regularly
  • Regularly
  • Divorced
  • Yes, they live with me
  • No, been there-done that
  • Pisces Pisces

Match Details

  • Man | 36-45 yrs
  • Anywhere
  • Long-term Dating
  • Atheist, Agnostic, Buddhist/Taoist, New Age, Non-religious, Spiritual but not religious, Other Religion

More About Me

My cup runneth over. All I'm missing is someone to have sex with. And maybe it would be nice to fall in love, too.

More about my Match

I am picky AF, because I'm worth it. I eat healthy and exercise, you should too, or at least look like you do. I mean, I like fat guys if they like to have sex but most fat guys get winded and tired after 5 minutes and I dont have the patience for that. I would like someone with a high sex drive, like mine.

But I'm a nerd, and I like to talk about history and saving the world and politics, and I am not politically correct either. I never get offended about anything. If you get offended easily, then forget it. I am tough as nails and you should be too.

I am busy and I need plenty of alone time. I am not looking for a 24/7 by my side type of person. I like to be alone to create and write and do my thing. I am an introvert. INTP/architect personality type.

There's no such thing as an ideal match, just sayin'.


My "job" is owning an apartment building, being the landlord and property manager. Otherwise, I'm an entrepreneur, with an Etsy shop and a You Tube channel. I'm an artist, comedian, musician and astrologer.

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