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Brunette psychiatrist seeks smart woman with tall thighs for football, socialising and maybe more
Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.
Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I'm an articulate kind of chap, who likes nothing more than football with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my caring personality, closly followed by my smashing fingers. I'm the man for you, if you like great fingers and eyelashes, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a psychiatrist, helping criminals. This allows me to exercise my skills: painting and washing dishes.
My life goals include:
Use a spider web as a parachute
Fall in love with you
Become the best psychiatrist I can be
Help all the criminals in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be smart and popular. You won't be afraid to have a good time and will have a healthy respect for personal freedom.

My ideal date would involve socialising in New York with a ruddy woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your tall thighs whilst feeling I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
Light me fire, babe

More About my Match

Whose girl is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite happy though.
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
I watch her laugh. I cry hello.
She gives her girl a shake,
And laughs until her belly aches.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.
The girl is little, content and deep,
But she has promises to keep,
After cake and lots of sleep.
Sweet dreams come to her cheap.
She rises from her gentle bed,
With thoughts of kittens in her head,
She eats her jam with lots of bread.
Ready for the day ahead.


Going to school for programming.

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