Mapmaker: I once ate an entire Crocodile

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Can we be truly honest in self-description? This is my attempt. And to ensure it has some degree of truth, I’ve asked a female friend to give her opinion also. So here goes :

I’m not rich or very good looking; I’m overweight but working on that, I live in partial exile in a tiny one horse village in the middle of nowhere, I drink far too much coffee. A good cook and enjoy thunderstorms and creating gardens.
I’m posh with a scummy edge; I do dress to go out if I can be assed. I’m romantic at heart, bit old fashioned but enjoy being naughty.
I enjoy peace and quiet, and I dabble in art, from wood carving to painting and writing.

Mapmaker is an intelligent, kind man with a quirky sense of humour. He is self-sufficient and artistic. He can cook; clean (when he has to!); do DIY; has a magnificent garden; and generally can take care of himself. Due to a former unhealthy lifestyle, he is currently overweight, but has seen the light and due to a new healthy regime, plans to be at a healthy weight within the year.
He has created an oasis in a desert. It's hot, hot, hot in summer, not suited to the fainthearted. However, although he wouldn't admit it, he would relocate within Spain for the right woman.
Habla Inglés y Español.

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ME: Don’t really care about looks or body shape, she must be able to chat about anything and have her own hobbies, I don’t want someone who sees life through the bottom of a bottle or who relies on vast amounts of prescription drugs.
I don’t want any kids, be they young kids or adult babies that will scrounge money and touch my stuff.
I like me-time, she should like her time too, someone who is as normal as possible and who wants a quiet but happy life.

HER: Map wants a woman rather than needs one. He wants an equal partner who is happy in her own skin and not co-dependent. Self-supporting with no dependent children. She must be intelligent, fun and already living, or planning to buy in Spain in the near future. The right woman will be a lucky one :-)


I dont live in a city


School was not in a mud hut, but a posh Public Boys School with multiple whippings by my colonial teachers. I also have a Certificate in Hugging and cuddling.


Still on my first Ligion


Registered Chartered Building & Design Engineer

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