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Introvert reclusive hermit, misanthrope.
Some would say I'm someone who is less than positive with no redeeming features
That hurt
No sense for honesty nor humour but first class ill mannered.
Foreign with little respect for local custom, costume and language.
Potty trained.
In the comfort of my own home I belch, fart and scratch when having an itch.
If you live more than one hours walk from my house, you're a foreign bastard.
If you live less than an hours walk from my house, you're a nosy foreign bastard.
If you live in my house, you're most likely one of the little squeaky long-tail fellows who don't pay rent and steal my food.
Welcome, you can stay, you're cute.
If you're one of the two legged creatures in my house;
High there, and how the f*ck did you get in?
I'm sure you find your way around.
Serve yourself.
Milk, one sugar please, if you're making some that is. tha
Are you real or a figment of my imagination?
Yes, it is save to knock on my door.
Yes, I will help you if you're stuck in a ditch.
No, smiles are optional and unlikely.
No, I never read that book. Who?
Yes, I like talking. Ideally about anger management, it is a great starter, it sets the tone nicely.
No, I don't give a f*ck about your race.
If you are human, that's enough division for me.
You're a cultural parrot and chameleon, good for you, I'm not.
You're deeply religious, good for you, I'm not.
Keep hammering on and on about saving me and my soul from damnation, I gladly nail you to the doorpost and use you for target practise.
I don't like daily face-paints.
Yes, there are things I do like.
Anything else, just don't ask.

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a clown
And most of the time I'm looking for my car keys

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whatever

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