Starting today I will begin posting messages * * * * * *Telepathically* * * * * * So, if you think of something funny, that was me. You can thank me later.
First off, I need to attempt to dispel those rumors about me being Sam Elliot's illegitimate twin brother. I can not imagine how those rumors got started.
Bragging time, Would you believe that by the young age of just eighteen years, That I was a fully certified, bonafide, verified, and fully qualified PHD ? That's right, only 18 and already a Pizza Hut Deliveryman !! And of course, with all the driving, I would eventually become a Roads Scholar. After driving on so many roads, I became well acquainted with a lot of them
All of those miles took it's toll on the body and I have had 3 major back surgeries and the final result is the need for a cane to maintain my balance. Alas, my dancing days are but a memory unless I can figure out how to Tango and Salsa dance with a walker. (What a vision that is)
Basic requirement:
If you are a ridgid, frigid, sexually repressed individual, You need to stop immediately and quietly go away. Without a vivid imagination and off the charts sense of humor we are doomed from the start.
Although I may be old and slightly decrepit, I still believe a man should be proud of his partner and treat her like a lady 24/7/ So. Ladies if you want that type of treatment and can visualize walking with your man struttin like a proud peacock, then at least consider me.
Need to add if you are a liberal left winger, neither you nor your friends would appreciate any association with me.
Former long haul trucker(Coast to Coast) for 43 years, with over 4 million accident free miles. After all those miles, it is time to slow down the merry-go-round of life and relax.
