NUSHOOZ4U: I’d date me, you should too.

Hot day at the Wadi
Hot day at the Wadi.

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I'm told this is the big leagues of dating, so I’m not confident I belong here. A little about me, I intermittently sport a tiny muffin top, my mother made me wear my size 6X pants until I was 14. I'm a daily hiker and a passionate traveller. My last 5 haircuts were in Maputo, Addis Ababa, Charleston, Manaus and Bogotá. I love movies, but don't watch television. I diet carefully, and the benefits are immediately recognizable. Raspberries have increased my IQ by 35 points, some say more. Strawberries enable me to remember where I put my keys. Walnuts induce me to give women zombie like stares, while pecans cause my synapses to seize up and make me do irrational things such as online dating. Blueberries keep me from ageing and brussel sprouts keep my dementia in check.

I've travelled to well over 100 countries in the past 40 years. My daughters have been my primary travel buddies, but these days they’re lucky to travel 3 or 4 weeks a year with me. No one fails to notice how close we are. I never wanted children, but sometimes we get lucky despite ourselves. My daughters will assure you I'm a great catch and they're not really trying to unload me, it just appears so. They’ve been waiting patiently for years for you to arrive, and ask about you occasionally. I’m frequently described as eccentric, enigmatic, and quirky. I apologize in advance for not having a Harley, a mounted fish over my bed, or a hairy chest, but I seem to have hair sprouting everywhere else, lol. It’s not easy being the product of a selective breeding program.

More About my Match

Well you’re not simple that’s for certain. It’s preferable that you’re more intelligent than I am. You can easily walk 10 km, do not rely on mood altering medications or alcohol and respect my gender. You’re empathetic, kind, and adventurous. You may not feel as though you’re as pretty as you once were, but you’ll never, ever convince me of that. Most importantly, when I look into your eyes I see the world as it could be.


Everyday is a Saturday, I’ve been retired for a decade. I was a lawyer and haven’t missed it for a minute.

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