qwertagain: I just want to take your time..

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Since I value honesty, I'll go first. If Fembots were an actual thing, we probably would never have met. (Sorry.)

Now you: If your bathroom faucet wasn't still dripping, would you really be as diligent in your search for that "perfect guy"? (Um-hum.)

So with that out of the way, let's see if we're a good fit.

Who am I? Well, I'm that well-rounded, funny guy missing in your life. More importantly, as both our good fortunes would have it, I'm available and looking to fill a similar void in my life too. (And since all the literature seems to confirm that it will be years before the techs will have worked-out all the kinks in the Fembot software, and the faucet industry makes more money if their products eventually need to be replaced... there is a pretty good chance that we could have a few good years together.) Oh, and I should probably mention that there is another love in my life.. I don't know if my love affair with Chocolate Almond Milk will remain at the "can't close the refrigerator door without thinking about you" stage, but I can tell you that I'm completely committed. So you won't be able to wait this one out, and if you're unwilling to share me with my recently re-discovered long lost love, well, then maybe I'm not the right guy for you. But if you're still interested and perhaps a bit intrigued about how this threesome might work, let me just say this about Cocoa; there really are only two types of people in this crazy world - those that love Chocolate Almond Milk, and those that do not yet know that they love Chocolate Almond Milk. (Which one are you?:-)

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I know what you want. (Do you?) You want a guy that complements you and your life. He makes you laugh. You know that he's got your back. Sure he's got that killer-bod, but more importantly, when you're with him you feel excited to be alive, you're happy, heck, even the water tastes better with him around. You smile just thinking about him. (I'll bet that you're smiling right now, and you haven't even met the guy. And yes, he'd be a lucky guy to have you in his life.) So, if you like me -as much as I like you- let's meet. Can I assume that I'll recognize you from your photos? (I only ask because I've heard that 85% of on-line daters are involved in some degree of deceit, and I'd hate for there to be a last minute fiasco.) Oh, and while I like all types, it turns out that I can be kind of picky; I'm partial to smart, sexy, lean women who have a positive disposition toward others and are reliable. And since I am looking to spend time with my girlfriend, if you have a little one, a big job, or a full calendar and no time for me, please look for another.

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i'm not really a writer, but sometimes i feel like it.. i was looking for "other"

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